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Best Of: Ridiculous Speeding Excuses

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This is from an officer friend: When I pulled a lady over she said she just left her mechanic and he said to keep the RPMs over a certain number. She figured to do that she had to drive fast. I told her to get a new mechanic because he should have also told her to down shift which would keep the RPMs up without speeding.

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    1good1bad1ugly

    over 2 years ago

    2770 Comments

    This one definitely takes the cake! But I have to agree the granny one did make me lmao!

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    CL2K10

    over 2 years ago

    62 Comments

    I am forever changed. Not. I thoroughly enjoyed the granny one though. Amazed a granny can drop the hammer and do over the speed limit. Lmao.

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    95Zcar

    over 2 years ago

    3992 Comments

    Sorry, I liked granny the best... Wanna get there before I forget where I am going! LOL

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    SERT0629

    over 2 years ago

    474 Comments

    Liked the 'Back to the future' refrence...but 14 is the funniest

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    matts123

    over 2 years ago

    44 Comments

    those were pretty funny im still wondering how people can be so stupid hahahahahaha

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    ltjohnson1979

    over 2 years ago

    8 Comments

    Those were good and the last one was hillarious

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    tigerlilly_07

    over 2 years ago

    1322 Comments

    HA HA HA HA! All these are pretty good!

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    qdr2010

    over 2 years ago

    4 Comments

    that last one is a good one.

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    Blueknight23

    over 2 years ago

    86 Comments

    HA HA Love the last one!!

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    jpoleon

    over 2 years ago

    6 Comments

    Love them!!

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    CAPS

    over 2 years ago

    40 Comments

    LOL, FUNNY. XD

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    Blueblood1974

    over 2 years ago

    5192 Comments

    12

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    HijoDeDiosMRM

    over 2 years ago

    346 Comments

    My two favorites are the last one and the 80 year old woman

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    cmckeown

    over 2 years ago

    14 Comments

    truly hilarious

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    DPalmer

    over 2 years ago

    1230 Comments

    Oh that's good!!!

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