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Most Outrageous 9-1-1 Calls
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Sometimes the best stories are the ones you can’t make up. When it comes to emergency dispatch, this tends to be the case.
Sit back and enjoy this list of some of the most outrageous 9-1-1 calls we’ve ever heard.
policebodyarmor
over 1 year ago
22 Comments
i lol'ed at this!
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WCSO_DeputySheriff
about 2 years ago
54 Comments
Awesome! Thanks for these
TimTheTanker
over 2 years ago
112 Comments
That's one crazy old lady!
Blueblood1974
over 2 years ago
5178 Comments
Big foot,lol
liljj
over 2 years ago
918 Comments
The Dispatcher is funny. It made me laugh
guarddog45
almost 3 years ago
218 Comments
Yeah, Thanks for the laughs....the little 4 yr. old was priceless as was the patience of the Officer(must be a Dad).
However, for those with the food complaints...how about we put a $500 wrongful 9-1-1 call ticket on each & every one of 'em? What is wrong with these people, honestly.
Debbie52
about 3 years ago
2 Comments
These are real good. There are some real moron's out here
retmotrofcr
about 3 years ago
10 Comments
We have job security because of morons like this.
NMC
about 3 years ago
4 Comments
And we wonder why we have such problems in this country with ASS H&%S like him.
Oakland_Sister
over 3 years ago
10 Comments
Ah, the Cheeky Dispatcher. I think he should be forgiven. i laughed SO hard at that comment.
"So, do you want us to come down and shoot her?"
makes you think, doesn't it? x3
Anch249
over 3 years ago
42 Comments
Had a 911 call where a woman kept hearing a beeping noise and was frightened. After asking her to get closer so I could hear the noise.......yup you guessed it, her fire alarm battery needed replaced,,,, Job Security...
Also a couple woke up to sounds of someone trying to break in, husband armed himself with a handgun........turned out to be a bull moose scratching his head on the house (Anchorage, AK)
HIPCHIP
over 3 years ago
182 Comments
Other than the obvious statement about these idiots, let's just call this "Job Security!" (LOL)
sgtdemanda
over 3 years ago
578 Comments
I was working the night that elephant call happened in the district just north of me (and one town north of where I live!). We were talking about that for a LOOOOONG time after...I still can't believe they got loose and went roaming through the neighbourhood. Good thing they were tame critters...I don't think anything we carry would take down a pachyderm lol
gman2410
over 3 years ago
722 Comments
lol
dawnsfalcon
over 3 years ago
54 Comments
NO CURE FOR STUPID.