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What Not to Say to a Cop

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The officers of PoliceLink share their stories about perps and the clever things they come up with. Check out this collection of real tales from the street and the hilarious things no one should be dumb enough to say.

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    policebodyarmor

    over 2 years ago

    22 Comments

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    crowfeeder

    about 3 years ago

    928 Comments

    It is amazing that we get paid to have this much fun.

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    BuckeyeDavid

    about 3 years ago

    10 Comments

    The one thing saving our society is we don't deal with brain surgeons.....

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    nightwatch

    about 3 years ago

    356 Comments

    "does this look like a full ounce" LOL WTF? No sir, but my cuffs are =)

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    leathergurl05

    about 3 years ago

    126 Comments

    Wow, I'm just shakin my head here............

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    leathergurl05

    about 3 years ago

    126 Comments

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! LMAOOOO!!! Okay, THAT just made my day. :-) Now let's hope he never procreates..........

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    OlympicJoy

    about 3 years ago

    374 Comments

    Ahhhh, just what I needed to brighten my day!

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    iHenry

    over 3 years ago

    276 Comments

    Almost as good as a forehead print. I know a deputy that knew a guy had broke into a house, but couldn't prove. So he took the ink roller, rolled it across the guys forehead and ask the guy to press a piece of paper to his forehead. The guy complied because he though he was getting away. The deputy gave it to his partner and told him to check it against the prints they took from the scene. His partner comes back with a photo copy, shows it to the guy and told him that they took the print from the window. They asked the guy to remember when he looked through the window and told me that he didn't wipe off his forehead print.
    The guy confessed and replied that he didn't know you get a forehead print. He told them were the missing property was.
    Needless to say, when he told his attorney what happened, his attorney, just shook his head and had a why me look on his face.

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    fire911

    over 3 years ago

    76 Comments

    i busted a gut over this one...what a dumbass

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    TrafficCop28

    over 3 years ago

    1424 Comments

    Being an aggressive DWI enforcer, I used many different statutes to contact drivers. One of those statues requires motorists to illuminate rear license plates. I stopped a female and explained to her that I had stopped her for this violation. She proceeded to advise me that I could not stop her for not having a functional license plate light. I did not smell the odor of intoxicants emitting from her as I asked her to repeat her statement to me again and to provide an arguement why she believed I could not stop her for this violation. I was going to give her my usual warning but then she advised me that it wasn't against the law. Instead of giving my usual warning, I set her up an appointment to talk to the judge to educate this driver in state statutes. The guys and I had a great time the next day at roll call watching the dash cam footage of my initial reaction to her argument! LOL

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    Ahi

    almost 4 years ago

    1990 Comments

    ha ha, that is really funny

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    the_mystic_avenger

    almost 4 years ago

    4 Comments

    This shit is classic. I think the funniest example I ever saw of this though was a dumbass who won an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards. Some dumbass was on the run from the cops, turned into a parking lot, and was arrested as soon as he ran into a building. It turned out the dumbass ran into a prison when he thought he was running into a shopping mall.

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    camcgahey

    almost 4 years ago

    56 Comments

    HAHA!

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    BeachAngel

    almost 4 years ago

    5888 Comments

    Classic, too funny

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    SuzanneNGa

    about 4 years ago

    16562 Comments

    ROFL too funny! One lady admits to buying drugs and the other lady admits to being a prostitute! Confession day at it's best :-)

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