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Dumbest Crooks Caught At The Border
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US Customs and Border Protection is responsible for every port and border fence in the country — and that leads to an awful lot of interesting stories. Whether packing drugs, contraband or money, there is no shortage of people trying to get goods into the country illegally.
See how the well-trained agents of the CBP use their skills to track down some of the dumbest crooks crossing the border.
All stories and photos provided by the U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
BP348
over 3 years ago
114 Comments
Samspade,
That is exactly yhe same gripe I hear from just about every LEO who has to deal with ICE. It dosen't matter is it's ICE DRO or ICE OI. They will never come and pick up aliens from the locals.
crazy_florida_boy88
over 3 years ago
2 Comments
OMG, i think its funny how people try to bring drugs into the U.S.A...I heard some crazy things but this is the wildest i've ever seen it.....people do the dumbest crap ever!!!
WES
over 3 years ago
1592 Comments
Go Get'em!
Punisher81
over 3 years ago
746 Comments
CBP Kicks ass!! Go get them aliens...
skascooter007
over 3 years ago
2010 Comments
Dumb crook
DallasCo417
over 3 years ago
390 Comments
ouch!! glad it didnt breed in the US
Bluesteellady
over 3 years ago
154 Comments
CBP OBP outstanding job
Bluesteellady
over 3 years ago
154 Comments
That's baby.CBP go get them aliens...
DALLASCRANE
over 3 years ago
19386 Comments
A new way for every new day. The painted cocaine statute of Jesus was another dumb smuggling attempt.
dopefinder28
over 3 years ago
116 Comments
I was once stationed in a border town and the border patrol have their work cut out for them.
tereesa
over 3 years ago
8 Comments
TALK ABOUT IMPLANTS
sargecliff
over 3 years ago
26 Comments
oh my oh my lol
Annie1982
over 3 years ago
64 Comments
wow interesting stories from Border patrol
lisajackson
over 3 years ago
6 Comments
con-grates
mercy!
jack_wo1
over 3 years ago
52 Comments
The fine of $300 for importation of a bird's head seems mighty small for such a potential threat to the US agriculture. Yet another law-abiding NEW citizen.