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Kevin Powers | PoliceLink

Deputy Foils Getaway on Motorized Wal-Mart Shopping Cart

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SPRING HILL, FL — It was a getaway that didn’t get very far.

When a Hernando County sheriff’s deputy spotted Jeremiah Reardon at about 1 a.m. Wednesday, Reardon was cruising south on Mariner Boulevard.

The chase didn’t last very long, and was definitely of the slow-speed variety.

Reardon was piloting a motorized shopping cart that he allegedly stole from a Wal-Mart, according to a police report. He was waving a small flashlight in the darkness both as a headlight and as a way to flag down a passing motorist so he could ask for a lift in a somewhat faster vehicle.

The only ride Reardon, 27, was able to snare was to the Hernando County Jail in the back of a police cruiser.

An employee of the Wal-Mart on Cortez Boulevard told deputies she saw Reardon drive the cart off of the store’s property from a rear entrance and head toward Mariner Boulevard, a short distance away. Two store employees ran after him and tried to detain him until deputies arrived.

Reardon told deputies he took the $2,500 shopping cart only because he had a broken leg and couldn’t get a ride to his home on Santee Street in Spring Hill.

A search of Reardon yielded a dozen methadone tablets in a small canister. Deputies said the pills had been prescribed to Reardon’s mother.

Reardon faces charges of grand theft, possession of a controlled substance, and probation violations. He remains in the Hernando County Jail without bond.

[St. Petersburg Times via YellowBrix]

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    Vigilant101

    4 months ago

    11212 Comments

    Funny!! Also go to Videos, and put in the search engine. "The Love Boat". up will come one of the funniest videos of things that happen to people while boating. It will make you cry, seriously...Enjoy.

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    ehil

    4 months ago

    13140 Comments

    wow! i needed this...made me laugh so hard!

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    straightshooter

    5 months ago

    916 Comments

    It seems like there is always a contest between dumb and dumber. This time just plain dumb won.

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    kkeeton

    5 months ago

    2 Comments

    Gives new meaning to the expression "That guy is about as smart as a box of rocks or yes... box of beer." What was he going to do with his plastic "weapon"? Wrap someone to death?

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    Jbrown911

    5 months ago

    110 Comments

    I wonder if he ever got his OJ? haha He needed to be locked up for calling 911 for some mess like that. It people like him who waste our tax dollars.

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    ageorge882002

    5 months ago

    250 Comments

    Does he mean smooth like ex lax? As in SMOOTH MOVE EX-LAX It's obvious that this guy didnt have any brains. Blessing's All... Armlda

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    ageorge882002

    5 months ago

    250 Comments

    Has this guy ever heard of the 5Th Amendmeant? I think he forgot to shut up. This gave me a good chuckle.

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    SHARRI8

    5 months ago

    38 Comments

    THIS GAVE ME A GOOD LAUGH FOR THE DAY.......DUMB......DE .....DUMB.....HA HA

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    DOLPHSEXY1

    5 months ago

    6 Comments

    if you are visiting friends and forget where they are staying why not break into another's home and crash there--- idiot.

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    DOLPHSEXY1

    5 months ago

    6 Comments

    really dumb next time fill the tank you dumb asses!!!!!!!!!

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    TrojanDaddyO

    5 months ago

    1974 Comments

    Just wondering if he droped his drink also?

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    pavisov

    5 months ago

    26 Comments

    good that guy is a dumbass hole.

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    pavisov

    5 months ago

    26 Comments

    actually thats hilarious i got to build my self one of those. He's dumb for thinking he can get wasted anywhere and not leave his bar stool though. Thats not even legal to drive. i commend him for his engenuity.

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    MidnightMike

    5 months ago

    220 Comments

    How does that bumper sticker go ? "Stupid can't be fixed...."

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    masko5

    5 months ago

    162 Comments

    I just wish they'd start arresting and/or charging people for using 911 in Non- Emerg situations....where I'm from I'd have to say 5% and that's being a little to high are actual emergency calls into our 911 system. 95% or more are BS calls for police and 90% of those are non-police related issues....I wish there was a way to educate the stupid people of our country on what 'is' and 'is not' an emergency...but I quess job security!

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