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Kevin Powers | PoliceLink
Man Gets DUI on Motorized Bar Stool
NEWARK, OH – An Ohio man has been charged by police with operating a home-made, mechanized bar stool on wheels while intoxicated, the Associated Press reports.
According to an Ohio police report, Kile Wygle, 28, called 911 after crashing his bar stool near his Newark home and sustaining injuries.
“I wrecked my bar stool,” he told the police officer who answered the call. He also acknowledged drinking 15 beers and was charged with two misdemeanors: DUI and driving with a suspended license, the AP says.
Wygle also told police that his stool on wheels, which was is powered by a lawn mower engine, can reach 38 mph.
[The AP via YellowBrix]
HEYSARGE
over 2 years ago
16800 Comments
Perfect!!
gcoleman
over 2 years ago
1852 Comments
Bar stool DUI guy and Clear tape mask robber guy are the best> Many funny stupid criminals!
HUMILDE
over 2 years ago
52 Comments
lol very funny
bluedreamer90
over 2 years ago
8 Comments
haha
"I'm smooth"
lol wow you gotta love people
Highland2010
over 2 years ago
128 Comments
holy, haha i would love the opportunity to see one of these idiots first hand.
Anonymous
over 2 years ago
I loved that tape mask and the beer carton,that was epic. That's creativity.
fwpd_anderson
over 2 years ago
78 Comments
Thank God for stupidity. It ensures job security...
Glennberg
over 2 years ago
150 Comments
that was awesome....lmao!
Ahi
over 2 years ago
1990 Comments
ha ha, there were definitely some good laughs
Anonymous
almost 4 years ago
Funny!! Also go to Videos, and put in the search engine. "The Love Boat". up will come one of the funniest videos of things that happen to people while boating. It will make you cry, seriously...Enjoy.
Anonymous
almost 4 years ago
wow! i needed this...made me laugh so hard!
Straightshooter
almost 4 years ago
1708 Comments
It seems like there is always a contest between dumb and dumber. This time just plain dumb won.
kkeeton
almost 4 years ago
2 Comments
Gives new meaning to the expression "That guy is about as smart as a box of rocks or yes... box of beer." What was he going to do with his plastic "weapon"? Wrap someone to death?
Jbrown911
almost 4 years ago
112 Comments
I wonder if he ever got his OJ? haha He needed to be locked up for calling 911 for some mess like that. It people like him who waste our tax dollars.
ageorge882002
almost 4 years ago
252 Comments
Does he mean smooth like ex lax? As in SMOOTH MOVE EX-LAX It's obvious that this guy didnt have any brains. Blessing's All... Armlda