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PoliceLink's Best Of: Stupid Criminals

Kevin Powers | PoliceLink

Man Gets DUI on Motorized Bar Stool

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NEWARK, OH – An Ohio man has been charged by police with operating a home-made, mechanized bar stool on wheels while intoxicated, the Associated Press reports.

According to an Ohio police report, Kile Wygle, 28, called 911 after crashing his bar stool near his Newark home and sustaining injuries.

“I wrecked my bar stool,” he told the police officer who answered the call. He also acknowledged drinking 15 beers and was charged with two misdemeanors: DUI and driving with a suspended license, the AP says.

Wygle also told police that his stool on wheels, which was is powered by a lawn mower engine, can reach 38 mph.

[The AP via YellowBrix]

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    HEYSARGE

    almost 4 years ago

    16722 Comments

    Perfect!!

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    gcoleman

    almost 4 years ago

    2430 Comments

    Bar stool DUI guy and Clear tape mask robber guy are the best> Many funny stupid criminals!

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    HUMILDE

    almost 4 years ago

    52 Comments

    lol very funny

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    bluedreamer90

    almost 4 years ago

    8 Comments

    haha
    "I'm smooth"
    lol wow you gotta love people

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    Highland2010

    almost 4 years ago

    128 Comments

    holy, haha i would love the opportunity to see one of these idiots first hand.

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    Anonymous

    almost 4 years ago

    I loved that tape mask and the beer carton,that was epic. That's creativity.

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    fwpd_anderson

    almost 4 years ago

    78 Comments

    Thank God for stupidity. It ensures job security...

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    Glennberg

    almost 4 years ago

    150 Comments

    that was awesome....lmao!

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    Ahi

    about 4 years ago

    1990 Comments

    ha ha, there were definitely some good laughs

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    Anonymous

    over 5 years ago

    Funny!! Also go to Videos, and put in the search engine. "The Love Boat". up will come one of the funniest videos of things that happen to people while boating. It will make you cry, seriously...Enjoy.

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    Anonymous

    over 5 years ago

    wow! i needed this...made me laugh so hard!

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    Straightshooter

    over 5 years ago

    1708 Comments

    It seems like there is always a contest between dumb and dumber. This time just plain dumb won.

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    kkeeton

    over 5 years ago

    2 Comments

    Gives new meaning to the expression "That guy is about as smart as a box of rocks or yes... box of beer." What was he going to do with his plastic "weapon"? Wrap someone to death?

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    Jbrown911

    over 5 years ago

    112 Comments

    I wonder if he ever got his OJ? haha He needed to be locked up for calling 911 for some mess like that. It people like him who waste our tax dollars.

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    ageorge882002

    over 5 years ago

    252 Comments

    Does he mean smooth like ex lax? As in SMOOTH MOVE EX-LAX It's obvious that this guy didnt have any brains. Blessing's All... Armlda

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