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Kevin Powers | PoliceLink
Man Gets DUI on Motorized Bar Stool
NEWARK, OH – An Ohio man has been charged by police with operating a home-made, mechanized bar stool on wheels while intoxicated, the Associated Press reports.
According to an Ohio police report, Kile Wygle, 28, called 911 after crashing his bar stool near his Newark home and sustaining injuries.
“I wrecked my bar stool,” he told the police officer who answered the call. He also acknowledged drinking 15 beers and was charged with two misdemeanors: DUI and driving with a suspended license, the AP says.
Wygle also told police that his stool on wheels, which was is powered by a lawn mower engine, can reach 38 mph.
[The AP via YellowBrix]
Vigilant101
4 months ago
11236 Comments
Funny!! Also go to Videos, and put in the search engine. "The Love Boat". up will come one of the funniest videos of things that happen to people while boating. It will make you cry, seriously...Enjoy.
ehil
4 months ago
13140 Comments
wow! i needed this...made me laugh so hard!
straightshooter
5 months ago
916 Comments
It seems like there is always a contest between dumb and dumber. This time just plain dumb won.
kkeeton
5 months ago
2 Comments
Gives new meaning to the expression "That guy is about as smart as a box of rocks or yes... box of beer." What was he going to do with his plastic "weapon"? Wrap someone to death?
Jbrown911
5 months ago
110 Comments
I wonder if he ever got his OJ? haha He needed to be locked up for calling 911 for some mess like that. It people like him who waste our tax dollars.
ageorge882002
5 months ago
250 Comments
Does he mean smooth like ex lax? As in SMOOTH MOVE EX-LAX It's obvious that this guy didnt have any brains. Blessing's All... Armlda
ageorge882002
5 months ago
250 Comments
Has this guy ever heard of the 5Th Amendmeant? I think he forgot to shut up. This gave me a good chuckle.
SHARRI8
5 months ago
38 Comments
THIS GAVE ME A GOOD LAUGH FOR THE DAY.......DUMB......DE .....DUMB.....HA HA
DOLPHSEXY1
5 months ago
6 Comments
if you are visiting friends and forget where they are staying why not break into another's home and crash there--- idiot.
DOLPHSEXY1
5 months ago
6 Comments
really dumb next time fill the tank you dumb asses!!!!!!!!!
TrojanDaddyO
5 months ago
1974 Comments
Just wondering if he droped his drink also?
pavisov
5 months ago
26 Comments
good that guy is a dumbass hole.
pavisov
5 months ago
26 Comments
actually thats hilarious i got to build my self one of those. He's dumb for thinking he can get wasted anywhere and not leave his bar stool though. Thats not even legal to drive. i commend him for his engenuity.
MidnightMike
5 months ago
220 Comments
How does that bumper sticker go ? "Stupid can't be fixed...."
masko5
5 months ago
162 Comments
I just wish they'd start arresting and/or charging people for using 911 in Non- Emerg situations....where I'm from I'd have to say 5% and that's being a little to high are actual emergency calls into our 911 system. 95% or more are BS calls for police and 90% of those are non-police related issues....I wish there was a way to educate the stupid people of our country on what 'is' and 'is not' an emergency...but I quess job security!