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Kevin Powers | PoliceLink
Man Breaks Into Hamptons Home, Falls Asleep
SOUTHAMPTON, NY – Like many summer visitors to the Hamptons, an Arizona man crashed in someone else’s home Sunday morning after a night out at a bar, Southampton police said Monday.
In this case, police said, he was an uninvited guest.
After being dropped off in Bridgehampton, Daniel O. Martineau, 22, broke windows, screens and a door at a house on Lumber Lane before breaking into a small building behind the house, police said.
He was found sleeping in the building at about 10 a.m. Sunday by a caretaker, who called police.
Martineau was charged with third-degree criminal mischief and third-degree criminal trespass, police said.
Martineau “more than likely” was looking for a place to sleep, said Southampton Det. Timothy Wilson.
“He wasn’t maliciously trying to gain entry” into the house, Wilson said.
Martineau, who was on Long Island visiting a college friend, spent Saturday night drinking with friends at a bar, police said.
After leaving the bar, he was dropped off at Lumber Lane and Narrow Lane in Bridgehampton, police said. Martineau broke several windows at the Lumber Lane house, which was unoccupied at the time, Wilson said. Martineau successfully broke into the building in the backyard, which also was unoccupied, then fell asleep, police said.
Martineau was unable to tell police where he was staying while visiting Long Island, Wilson said.
Martineau posted bail at the police station and will be arraigned at a later date, Wilson said. Martineau could not be reached for comment.
[Newsday via YellowBrix]
HEYSARGE
over 2 years ago
16800 Comments
Perfect!!
gcoleman
over 2 years ago
1852 Comments
Bar stool DUI guy and Clear tape mask robber guy are the best> Many funny stupid criminals!
HUMILDE
over 2 years ago
52 Comments
lol very funny
bluedreamer90
over 2 years ago
8 Comments
haha
"I'm smooth"
lol wow you gotta love people
Highland2010
over 2 years ago
128 Comments
holy, haha i would love the opportunity to see one of these idiots first hand.
Anonymous
over 2 years ago
I loved that tape mask and the beer carton,that was epic. That's creativity.
fwpd_anderson
over 2 years ago
78 Comments
Thank God for stupidity. It ensures job security...
Glennberg
over 2 years ago
150 Comments
that was awesome....lmao!
Ahi
over 2 years ago
1990 Comments
ha ha, there were definitely some good laughs
Anonymous
almost 4 years ago
Funny!! Also go to Videos, and put in the search engine. "The Love Boat". up will come one of the funniest videos of things that happen to people while boating. It will make you cry, seriously...Enjoy.
Anonymous
almost 4 years ago
wow! i needed this...made me laugh so hard!
Straightshooter
almost 4 years ago
1708 Comments
It seems like there is always a contest between dumb and dumber. This time just plain dumb won.
kkeeton
almost 4 years ago
2 Comments
Gives new meaning to the expression "That guy is about as smart as a box of rocks or yes... box of beer." What was he going to do with his plastic "weapon"? Wrap someone to death?
Jbrown911
almost 4 years ago
112 Comments
I wonder if he ever got his OJ? haha He needed to be locked up for calling 911 for some mess like that. It people like him who waste our tax dollars.
ageorge882002
almost 4 years ago
252 Comments
Does he mean smooth like ex lax? As in SMOOTH MOVE EX-LAX It's obvious that this guy didnt have any brains. Blessing's All... Armlda