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PoliceLink's Best Of: Stupid Criminals

Kevin Powers | PoliceLink

Man Breaks Into Hamptons Home, Falls Asleep

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SOUTHAMPTON, NY – Like many summer visitors to the Hamptons, an Arizona man crashed in someone else’s home Sunday morning after a night out at a bar, Southampton police said Monday.

In this case, police said, he was an uninvited guest.

After being dropped off in Bridgehampton, Daniel O. Martineau, 22, broke windows, screens and a door at a house on Lumber Lane before breaking into a small building behind the house, police said.

He was found sleeping in the building at about 10 a.m. Sunday by a caretaker, who called police.

Martineau was charged with third-degree criminal mischief and third-degree criminal trespass, police said.

Martineau “more than likely” was looking for a place to sleep, said Southampton Det. Timothy Wilson.

“He wasn’t maliciously trying to gain entry” into the house, Wilson said.

Martineau, who was on Long Island visiting a college friend, spent Saturday night drinking with friends at a bar, police said.

After leaving the bar, he was dropped off at Lumber Lane and Narrow Lane in Bridgehampton, police said. Martineau broke several windows at the Lumber Lane house, which was unoccupied at the time, Wilson said. Martineau successfully broke into the building in the backyard, which also was unoccupied, then fell asleep, police said.

Martineau was unable to tell police where he was staying while visiting Long Island, Wilson said.

Martineau posted bail at the police station and will be arraigned at a later date, Wilson said. Martineau could not be reached for comment.

[Newsday via YellowBrix]

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    Vigilant101

    4 months ago

    11212 Comments

    Funny!! Also go to Videos, and put in the search engine. "The Love Boat". up will come one of the funniest videos of things that happen to people while boating. It will make you cry, seriously...Enjoy.

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    ehil

    4 months ago

    13140 Comments

    wow! i needed this...made me laugh so hard!

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    straightshooter

    5 months ago

    916 Comments

    It seems like there is always a contest between dumb and dumber. This time just plain dumb won.

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    kkeeton

    5 months ago

    2 Comments

    Gives new meaning to the expression "That guy is about as smart as a box of rocks or yes... box of beer." What was he going to do with his plastic "weapon"? Wrap someone to death?

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    Jbrown911

    5 months ago

    110 Comments

    I wonder if he ever got his OJ? haha He needed to be locked up for calling 911 for some mess like that. It people like him who waste our tax dollars.

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    ageorge882002

    5 months ago

    250 Comments

    Does he mean smooth like ex lax? As in SMOOTH MOVE EX-LAX It's obvious that this guy didnt have any brains. Blessing's All... Armlda

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    ageorge882002

    5 months ago

    250 Comments

    Has this guy ever heard of the 5Th Amendmeant? I think he forgot to shut up. This gave me a good chuckle.

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    SHARRI8

    5 months ago

    38 Comments

    THIS GAVE ME A GOOD LAUGH FOR THE DAY.......DUMB......DE .....DUMB.....HA HA

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    DOLPHSEXY1

    5 months ago

    6 Comments

    if you are visiting friends and forget where they are staying why not break into another's home and crash there--- idiot.

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    DOLPHSEXY1

    5 months ago

    6 Comments

    really dumb next time fill the tank you dumb asses!!!!!!!!!

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    TrojanDaddyO

    5 months ago

    1974 Comments

    Just wondering if he droped his drink also?

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    pavisov

    5 months ago

    26 Comments

    good that guy is a dumbass hole.

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    pavisov

    5 months ago

    26 Comments

    actually thats hilarious i got to build my self one of those. He's dumb for thinking he can get wasted anywhere and not leave his bar stool though. Thats not even legal to drive. i commend him for his engenuity.

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    MidnightMike

    5 months ago

    220 Comments

    How does that bumper sticker go ? "Stupid can't be fixed...."

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    masko5

    5 months ago

    162 Comments

    I just wish they'd start arresting and/or charging people for using 911 in Non- Emerg situations....where I'm from I'd have to say 5% and that's being a little to high are actual emergency calls into our 911 system. 95% or more are BS calls for police and 90% of those are non-police related issues....I wish there was a way to educate the stupid people of our country on what 'is' and 'is not' an emergency...but I quess job security!

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