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Kevin Powers | PoliceLink
Police Not Fooled By Robber’s Tape Disguise
NASHUA, NH — Police said they saw through the surgical tape that a city man put over his face before trying to rob his neighborhood bank. They arrested the 49-year-old man on a felony robbery charge Thursday.
Employees at St. Marys Bank called police Wednesday afternoon to report that a man wearing tape on his face had demanded cash from a teller.
The man didn’t claim to have any weapon, and left before police were called, The Telegraph reported.
The bank turned over video from security cameras, and a detective recognized the man from prior arrests.
[The AP via YellowBrix]
HEYSARGE
over 2 years ago
16800 Comments
Perfect!!
gcoleman
over 2 years ago
1852 Comments
Bar stool DUI guy and Clear tape mask robber guy are the best> Many funny stupid criminals!
HUMILDE
over 2 years ago
52 Comments
lol very funny
bluedreamer90
over 2 years ago
8 Comments
haha
"I'm smooth"
lol wow you gotta love people
Highland2010
over 2 years ago
128 Comments
holy, haha i would love the opportunity to see one of these idiots first hand.
Anonymous
over 2 years ago
I loved that tape mask and the beer carton,that was epic. That's creativity.
fwpd_anderson
over 2 years ago
78 Comments
Thank God for stupidity. It ensures job security...
Glennberg
over 2 years ago
150 Comments
that was awesome....lmao!
Ahi
over 2 years ago
1990 Comments
ha ha, there were definitely some good laughs
Anonymous
almost 4 years ago
Funny!! Also go to Videos, and put in the search engine. "The Love Boat". up will come one of the funniest videos of things that happen to people while boating. It will make you cry, seriously...Enjoy.
Anonymous
almost 4 years ago
wow! i needed this...made me laugh so hard!
Straightshooter
almost 4 years ago
1708 Comments
It seems like there is always a contest between dumb and dumber. This time just plain dumb won.
kkeeton
almost 4 years ago
2 Comments
Gives new meaning to the expression "That guy is about as smart as a box of rocks or yes... box of beer." What was he going to do with his plastic "weapon"? Wrap someone to death?
Jbrown911
almost 4 years ago
112 Comments
I wonder if he ever got his OJ? haha He needed to be locked up for calling 911 for some mess like that. It people like him who waste our tax dollars.
ageorge882002
almost 4 years ago
252 Comments
Does he mean smooth like ex lax? As in SMOOTH MOVE EX-LAX It's obvious that this guy didnt have any brains. Blessing's All... Armlda