Print

Training >> Browse Articles >> Miscellaneous

+34

PoliceLink's Best Of: Stupid Criminals

Kevin Powers | PoliceLink

Man Uses Empty Beer Case As Mask In Robbery

Shutterstock_31611877_max200w

OMAHA, NE – He apparently had emptied his case of beer. Now, he just needed some smokes.

At 4:37 a.m. Monday, Lincoln police received a report of a robbery at the Kwik Shop near 44th and Cornhusker Highway.

The robber: A man wearing a Bud Light carton on his head.

He had something else — perhaps the plastic shrink wrap from the Bud Light case — wrapped around his hand. He claimed that was a weapon.

The man managed to steal several packs of cigarettes without bumping into anything, Lincoln police said.

He was described as skinny, 5 feet, 6 inches tall and square-headed.

[Omaha World-Herald via YellowBrix]

See the next story >>>


+34
  • Ms_me_max50

    Earnestine

    over 5 years ago

    44 Comments

    WOW!

  • Img00114_max50

    robocop1011

    over 5 years ago

    10 Comments

    Like the old saying , A whiskey glass and a woman a** has been a many man's down fall , nothing againtest women , forgive me !

  • Photo_user_blank_big

    graske

    over 5 years ago

    138 Comments

    That is as dumb as three robbery suspects pulling over a squad to ask directions on how to get back to Chicago from the suburb they just committed the robbery in.

  • Photo_user_blank_big

    Jideboy

    over 5 years ago

    2 Comments

    Interesting

  • Clearwater_fl_max50

    FapFap

    over 5 years ago

    6 Comments

    so it took 300 cops to catch this guy?

  • April2009_119_max50

    bravokilo85

    over 5 years ago

    86 Comments

    I love these stories. Reminds us that choices can be made everywhere...even really, really dumb ones.

  • N8602348_4134_max50

    Slappy23

    over 5 years ago

    158 Comments

    What about the McDonald's chicken nugget call? Still some great stories here!

  • 131050241_max50

    leo52011

    over 5 years ago

    608 Comments

    What about the guy who used Duct Tape to cover his face to rop a gas station? That one beats all of these to me.

  • Photo_user_blank_big

    kjunk509

    over 5 years ago

    2 Comments

    Well it makes it easy for his prison nickname...Stoolie

  • Me_max50

    Sara837

    over 5 years ago

    328 Comments

    These were funny. The McDonald's guy should (and is) get into trouble for using 911 for the wrong reason! I personally liked the tape-faced bank robber! What an idiot! lmao

  • Photo_user_banned_big

    SlimNubster

    over 5 years ago

    34 Comments

    McDonald's call is just ridiculous.

  • Spouses2008_015_max50

    celiatmw

    over 5 years ago

    46 Comments

    I didn't know shopping carts were $2500!! Dang!

  • Mourning_badge_max160_1__max50

    rlague

    over 5 years ago

    1210 Comments

    I think this is classis...this seems like the redneck drunk thing some idiots would do in my area

  • Photo_user_blank_big

    Silky1

    over 5 years ago

    12 Comments

    I'd like to know what part of broken glass, screen and door is not considered malicious (laugh)!

  • 177601787v32_480x480_front_max50

    Deltaman01

    over 5 years ago

    330 Comments

    wow...just wow...

PoliceLink School Finder

Save time in your search for a criminal justice degree program. Use PoliceLink's School Finder to locate schools online and in your area.

Get Info

* In the event that we cannot find a program from one of our partner schools that matches your specific area of interest, we may show schools with similar or unrelated programs.

Recent Activity

Photo_user_blank_big
seeshronal1 commented on: "Seesh Ronal", 16 minutes ago.
Photo_user_blank_big
seeshronal1 commented on: "Seesh Ronal", 17 minutes ago.
Photo_user_blank_big
seeshronal1 commented on: "Seesh Ronal", 17 minutes ago.
Photo_user_blank_big
seeshronal1 commented on: "Seesh Ronal", 17 minutes ago.
Photo_user_blank_big
seeshronal1 commented on: "Seesh Ronal", 17 minutes ago.