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Kevin Powers | PoliceLink

Man Gets DUI on Motorized Bar Stool

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NEWARK, OH – An Ohio man has been charged by police with operating a home-made, mechanized bar stool on wheels while intoxicated, the Associated Press reports.

According to an Ohio police report, Kile Wygle, 28, called 911 after crashing his bar stool near his Newark home and sustaining injuries.

“I wrecked my bar stool,” he told the police officer who answered the call. He also acknowledged drinking 15 beers and was charged with two misdemeanors: DUI and driving with a suspended license, the AP says.

Wygle also told police that his stool on wheels, which was is powered by a lawn mower engine, can reach 38 mph.

[The AP via YellowBrix]

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    Earnestine

    over 5 years ago

    44 Comments

    WOW!

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    robocop1011

    over 5 years ago

    10 Comments

    Like the old saying , A whiskey glass and a woman a** has been a many man's down fall , nothing againtest women , forgive me !

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    graske

    over 5 years ago

    138 Comments

    That is as dumb as three robbery suspects pulling over a squad to ask directions on how to get back to Chicago from the suburb they just committed the robbery in.

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    Jideboy

    over 5 years ago

    2 Comments

    Interesting

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    FapFap

    over 5 years ago

    6 Comments

    so it took 300 cops to catch this guy?

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    bravokilo85

    over 5 years ago

    86 Comments

    I love these stories. Reminds us that choices can be made everywhere...even really, really dumb ones.

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    Slappy23

    over 5 years ago

    158 Comments

    What about the McDonald's chicken nugget call? Still some great stories here!

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    leo52011

    over 5 years ago

    608 Comments

    What about the guy who used Duct Tape to cover his face to rop a gas station? That one beats all of these to me.

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    kjunk509

    over 5 years ago

    2 Comments

    Well it makes it easy for his prison nickname...Stoolie

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    Sara837

    over 5 years ago

    328 Comments

    These were funny. The McDonald's guy should (and is) get into trouble for using 911 for the wrong reason! I personally liked the tape-faced bank robber! What an idiot! lmao

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    SlimNubster

    over 5 years ago

    34 Comments

    McDonald's call is just ridiculous.

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    celiatmw

    over 5 years ago

    46 Comments

    I didn't know shopping carts were $2500!! Dang!

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    rlague

    over 5 years ago

    1210 Comments

    I think this is classis...this seems like the redneck drunk thing some idiots would do in my area

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    Silky1

    over 5 years ago

    12 Comments

    I'd like to know what part of broken glass, screen and door is not considered malicious (laugh)!

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    Deltaman01

    over 5 years ago

    330 Comments

    wow...just wow...

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