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Old_glory_1_max50

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One question comes to mind. Is Monster allowing all the spam on purpose trying to kill Police Link? I sure hope this isn't the case!!

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Damn, Jonas! I clicked here hoping to see the lyrics to the Monty Python tune...


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Old_glory_1_max50

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Sorry sir. I still haven't figured out how to upload stuff like that. If anyone can that would be great!!

Mr-natural_1__max50

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"Order up!" <-- That's me, not the lyrics:


 


Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.


Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.


Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.


Man (to Waitress): Morning!


Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!


Man: Well, what've you got?


Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;


Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...


Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...


Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!


Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.


Wife: Have you got anything without spam?


Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.


Wife: I don't want ANY spam!


Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?


Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!


Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?


Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)


Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?


Waitress: Urgghh!


Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!


Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!


Waitress: Shut up!


Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!


Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.


Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!


Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!


Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!


Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.


Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?


Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)


Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


 




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Old_glory_1_max50

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Thanks mz66...

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Jonas says ...



One question comes to mind. Is Monster allowing all the spam on purpose trying to kill Police Link? I sure hope this isn't the case!!



I doubt it.  I could become a spammer.  It's not difficult.  They get paid to go to different sites and post links to different things/products.  It's the junk mail of cyber space.  It's to bad we can't stuff it in an envelope and mail it back to them!


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Female_bodysurfer_max50

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Time to take the gloves off.  There's only one way to fight it.


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MarlyB says ...



Time to take the gloves off.  There's only one way to fight it.




Now they can literally take a bite out of the business end...........................


It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass.

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 Yeah more spam! 


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IowaNinersFan says ...



 Yeah more spam! 



I know. Tell me about it. I just counted a total of 59 Spammers banned since 7am (EST) today. Most are news spammers, but articles and comments that I have found have been flushed.


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Old_glory_1_max50

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Tim thanks to you and all the mods for all you do. Sounds like two full time jobs to me.

Star_max160_max160_max50

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I have this recurring dream...................lots of spammers in the nation of spam get visited by Mr. Mushroom cloud................


It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass.

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36TR says ...



IowaNinersFan says ...



 Yeah more spam! 



I know. Tell me about it. I just counted a total of 59 Spammers banned since 7am (EST) today. Most are news spammers, but articles and comments tat I have found have been flushed.


 


You da man, Tim.  Keep up the good work.


 


 


 


Copy_of_oct3_2012_max50

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Rate This | Posted 27 days ago

 

All the spam isn't enough we got a romance scammer on here also.  But Sarge banned them. 


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LadyG says ...



All the spam isn't enough we got a romance scammer on here also.  But Sarge banned them. 



Hmmmmm. Must've missed that one. I've been busy with these durn News spammers!


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Copy_of_oct3_2012_max50

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Tim..They are sorta like trolls only different. They post a picture of someone they get off the internet and pretend to be that person.   


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Rate This | Posted 27 days ago

 

Romance scammer?  You mean that guy who went around telling all the girls he's Kojack???


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 just wondering if It would be possible or feasible to put one of the boxes with the fuzzy letters  in it on the submit News page? Just another mandatory field to fill in before submitting. 

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 Off til Friday, is there anything I or any other member can do to help expediate permanently removing spam ?


In the beggining I thought an IP blocker might work, but it appears a lot of the spam is coming from an automatic blogger with several different IP's per day? A Mod suggested the re-captcha function that can be installed by the person with site permissions, may it be Monsters Web developer or the FA.  Not sure.


My Brother is a techie that works in Manhattan, he'd probably know what to do.  I don't plan on continuing to be a member here, but I would like to know how I can be of help ?


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It's a tough protocol to remove that stuff. Many steps with a 50-50 chance it will work.


I am the only one that can hoe the yard.


 


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TheSarge says ...



It's a tough protocol to remove that stuff. Many steps with a 50-50 chance it will work.


I am the only one that can hoe the yard.


 



Knowing how many News Articles Spammers I've banned, only got one thing to say: "Good Luck With Dat". There be a ton of them, Sarge.


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36TR says ...



TheSarge says ...



It's a tough protocol to remove that stuff. Many steps with a 50-50 chance it will work.


I am the only one that can hoe the yard.


 



Knowing how many News Articles Spammers I've banned, only got one thing to say: "Good Luck With Dat". There be a ton of them, Sarge.


 


Nuclear responce to the spamming country


 


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 How do we know who the spammers are anyway?  BTW,why are with Monster.com  is that to just pay the bills?

Eagle_and_flag_max50

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 Pretty easy. Duke. Just look for the articles and/or threads for Free LiveStreaming. Or the threads for weight loss, wrinkle control, etc. Those are all spammers.


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Female_bodysurfer_max50

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Maybe the spambots could just skip the middle man and siphon blubber off the fat and inject it into the wrinkled.

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When I see the title to this thread I hear it being sung to the Two and a Half Men theme song.  ugh!


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DonnaLynn, what's wrong with the Farmers Insurance jingle??


WE ARE SPAMMERS!! BUM BA DA BUM BUM BUM!!!

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MarlyB says ...



DonnaLynn, what's wrong with the Farmers Insurance jingle??


WE ARE SPAMMERS!! BUM BA DA BUM BUM BUM!!!



And also SCAMMERS !! BUM BA DA BUM BUM BUM !!!


It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass.

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Spam, spam, spam, spamly spam.  Ooh ooh oooh ooh ooooooh....................... gawd, help me!


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DonnaLynn says ...



Spam, spam, spam, spamly spam.  Ooh ooh oooh ooh ooooooh....................... gawd, help me!



It is indeed unbearable today. Would be great if someone would clean it up.


You can't cure stupid.

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