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A Mother was attempting to teach her son to stop biting his nails.She said his stomach would grow huge.One day,shortly thereafter he saw a pregnant lady in a grocery store.He said loudly " I know what you have been doing".Although there was embaressment all around,he did stop biting his nails.


 


In a 5th grade class the teacher went around the room. and each child was asked what his or her father did for a living  and to spell it.The first child said " my father is a Policeman ,P-o-l-i-c-e-m-a-n and if there is trouble at the school he would come to stop it"--The second child stood and said ."My father is a fireman,f-i-r-e-m-a-n  and if there were a fire at the school,he would come and put it out"-- The third child stood up and said"My father is an electrician,elb--uh--elk--,The teacher had him sit down.---The forth child stood and said "My father is a bookie ,b-o-o-k-I-e-,and he will give you 10 to one odds,this kid will never be able to spell electrician""

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LMAO


Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
My motto for life:
Let go and let GOD,
Only HE can control everything.

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It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass.

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Lol


“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”

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Well???

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well indeed

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SE, I have no idea why I posted "Well?"  Maybe there was a graphic that didn't come out - who knows??


In any case, I'm converting the "Well?" into a -


BUMP!!!

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Bump!!!!!