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Posted 11 months ago

 

A Mother was attempting to teach her son to stop biting his nails.She said his stomach would grow huge.One day,shortly thereafter he saw a pregnant lady in a grocery store.He said loudly " I know what you have been doing".Although there was embaressment all around,he did stop biting his nails.


 


In a 5th grade class the teacher went around the room. and each child was asked what his or her father did for a living  and to spell it.The first child said " my father is a Policeman ,P-o-l-i-c-e-m-a-n and if there is trouble at the school he would come to stop it"--The second child stood and said ."My father is a fireman,f-i-r-e-m-a-n  and if there were a fire at the school,he would come and put it out"-- The third child stood up and said"My father is an electrician,elb--uh--elk--,The teacher had him sit down.---The forth child stood and said "My father is a bookie ,b-o-o-k-I-e-,and he will give you 10 to one odds,this kid will never be able to spell electrician""

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LMAO


Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
My motto for life:
Let go and let GOD,
Only HE can control everything.

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It is what it is.............and.........these things too shall pass.

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Lol


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Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success.

— Annie Oakley , Annie Oakley exhibit at the National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame in Fort Worth, Texas

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Well???


Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success.

— Annie Oakley , Annie Oakley exhibit at the National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame in Fort Worth, Texas

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well indeed

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SE, I have no idea why I posted "Well?"  Maybe there was a graphic that didn't come out - who knows??


In any case, I'm converting the "Well?" into a -


BUMP!!!


Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success.

— Annie Oakley , Annie Oakley exhibit at the National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame in Fort Worth, Texas

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Bump!!!!!