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Am I being hasty or is it not getting close to the time for a troll roast

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We're overdue!!


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I think this one's expecting a pedicure as a last request.


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I'm making the desserts.  It's good for taking the taste of troll out of your mouth.  Yech!  How about a chocolate cinnamon cake and a couple of pies?  Peach, pecan and apple?


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MMMM Should go GREAT, Donnalynn!


Hey look what I dug up from the PL Cafe archives! A recipe for TROLL SANDWICH!!  All it needs is Beaver brand HORSERADISH to go with the Bimbo Brand HORSESH#T!!


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Apparently, SE851's doing this one in FOIL!!!


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Another in the long list of trolls with 'nothing to prove.'  That's...nothing.  Get it?  NO-THING.  Over and over and over and over again. 


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I dunno.  Maybe I'm being too hard on the poor misbegotten "friendless" troll with lessee now - 14, 568 friends.  14, 568 friends can't be wrong, can they??


So, maybe I should look at it from another perspective.  Whaddya say?  Or am I just being rude again??  If so, somebody stop me.  Just not right away.


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Meanwhile as long as I have your attention.  And you KNOW how much MarlyB LOVES attention...


Whaddya think if I change my avatar to this chick?  I mean it sort of captures my essence.  I could shop a bunch of sparkling lights and flowers to make it represent me more fully.  Any ideas???


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Or maybe I should finally admit that I'm famous in the real world.  Yup, That's me in the yellow tank top with a hibiscus in my hair kissing the former President of the United States who's my brother-in-law, BTW. A great guy!! 


See??  I'm over there!  No, not there. Over there!  The next one down and two over to the left.  Oh, nevermind.  You might not like me after you realize I am a FAMOUS LOVE GODDESS admired by tv audiences everywhere for her triumphant beauty, PURE SOUL, prestigious legal career and DEEEVOTED LAW ENFORCEMENT family in the TROPICAL PARADISE I CALL HOME!!! 


 


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 MarrlyB that's NOT you?????  Who would come on here and pretend to be someone else. Tish Tish soo very wrong.    I'm bring a cake, chocolate of course.  And butter brickle ice cream to get on someone's good side. 


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No it ain't me, LadyG!  But unlike our Troll-ette, I prefer sitting on a trunk to 'ruling from the Bench' or anything approaching it!  Besides, even if I did like'working the bar' wouldn't switching avatars to build a profile for 'sexy lawyer or judge' might come across a teensy bit... insincere?


On the other hand, 'tricking up' does have its advantages for a pin-up poseur ISO 1,000,000 "Friends." Or for LEO husband-shopping? Or when simply looking to set up a droolin' rube?  Just add a few tropical flourishes to suggest sweet sentiments throbbing under that tough little community-minded, pistol-twirlin' exterior and PRESTO!  TEH HATINATOR RETURNS!


 


WATCH OUT, PL!!  JUSTICE DUSTESSE GOTS A GAVEL 'N WILL TRAVELLLL!!!


 



 

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Gee Marly, I only have 25 friends......guess I'm not a troll, just an arse! Bwahahahaha

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MARLY!!! 


What website are you pulling these pictures from?


 


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Google Images, Big, like usual.  This time to illustrate the point that it ain't kosher for a gal-thang to build a series of misleading profiles then throw hissy fits when her credibility goes down the tubes. 


Cuz it's just plain rude to treat a law enforcement website like a pack of fools.


Even so, we can use the laugh!


 


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Lulu, at least 25 people don't think you're an arse, but don't let it go to your tail!  BTW, I'd be one of 'em if you weren't so seeeeelective.  lol


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Gee Marly, I only have 25 friends......guess I'm not a troll, just an arse! Bwahahahaha


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Bump to ya MarlyB.Done in foil tends to retain the juices.Obviously,however, there is no gray matter to this troll.Where did you ever find that judge? Never had one like her, on the bench, in my city.Blatent lieing trolls are my favorite.Suculent stupidity is my favorite sauce.

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MarlyB says ...



Lulu, at least 25 people don't think you're an arse, but don't let it go to your tail!  BTW, I'd be one of 'em if you weren't so seeeeelective.  lol


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Gee Marly, I only have 25 friends......guess I'm not a troll, just an arse! Bwahahahaha



Gasp!!!! Are you insinuating I'm picky? Pshaw

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YES!!  Picky Picky PICKY!!  Sgt."PICKY" McPicky!!See Question #3!!


 



 


12 Signs You’re Probably Being Too Picky

Scott Alden• Oct. 16th, 2012

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Everyone is entitled to try to find a relationship that really works for them, and if you haven’t found it yet, you should keep looking until you do. Its important to remember that a relationship that works for you might be as much about you changing as him or her meeting your criteria.


So how do you know if your dealbreakers are unreasonable? Well. If you find yourself nodding in agreement with any of the following statements, you might be too picky.



1. You’ve never dated anyone who didn’t have an “annoying” laugh.


2. You’ve turned down more dates than you’ve been on. (This one doesn’t count if you’re in the food service industry.)


3. You’ve broken up with people over things that they’ve done while sleeping.


Plus: The 50 Most Ridiculous Dealbreakers We’ve Ever Heard


4. You often have decided that there won’t be a second date before you go on the first.


5. You forgot your date’s last name but remembered that he or she went to the bathroom more than once at dinner.


6. You say you have a “type,” but are unable to elaborate on your type’s defining characteristics when pressed.


7. You show up 5 minutes late and get upset when your date isn’t there yet.


Plus: An Entire Relationship As Told Through Someecards


8. You could fill a “Dealbreaker A Day” desk calendar from your own personal supply.


9. You have an “All the good ones are gay or taken,” bumper sticker. On your front door.


10. You’ve given your number to people then ignored their calls because they got in touch too quickly.


Plus: 50 Actual Ways to Leave Your Lover


11. You’ve often said “He’s/She’s a little too… (insert vague gesture, noise and/or facial expression). You know what I mean?” (No. We don’t.)


12. You are always the rejector and never the rejectee. Except that one time when your date was being too picky. Which doesn’t count.

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You do fart alot!

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Sgt. P, cyberwind is odorless, colorless AND soundless, which makes you even MORE picky over the mere 'idea of a fart'!

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MarlyB says ...



Sgt. P, cyberwind is odorless, colorless AND soundless, which makes you even MORE picky over the mere 'idea of a fart'!



Ok well now you're just splitting hairs!!!! Besides I don't think you ever requested me to be your friend. Your just making me an easy target of your ire!!!

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I am enjoying this humorous bantering.Not to feel bad Lulusgt.,but I requested MarlyB's friendship probably a dozen time before she consented.Got tired of my begging I presume.I hope she has since found me to be a harmless oddball.I would not be surprised ,if we dug far enough ,we would probably discover a million or so dollars allocation by our federal government to study the effects of a cyberfart

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SE - Pinocchio!!!


Lulusgt, you know very well I've waited 5 years for you to Friendvite me!


If you can hear cyber-wind, mind-reading should be no problem! 


 


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MarlyB says ...



Sgt. P, cyberwind is odorless, colorless AND soundless, which makes you even MORE picky over the mere 'idea of a fart'!



Ok well now you're just splitting hairs!!!! Besides I don't think you ever requested me to be your friend. Your just making me an easy target of your ire!!!


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OMG! Now I have to make the perverbial "First move"! Ok Marly!! Geeeeezzzzzz....you're so needy!!!

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Lulusgt,she is a very worthy friend.Everyone is fascinated by her intelligence,wit and charm.

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Lulusgt,she is a very worthy friend.Everyone is fascinated by her intelligence,wit and charm.


AaaHaaaHaaa I read this wrong. I thought it said Lulusgt is a worthy friend. Everyone is fascinated by Her intelligence, wit, and charm. My first thought was I thought Lulu was a man. Double take!


 


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