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I passed all the polygraph questions except one.

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 i just took a polygraph test for the first time in my life today. I passed every question except the question have I ever stolen money from an employer. I had a Response to this question for some reason even though i have never stolen anything from any of my previous employers. could i still be eligible for the position?

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Why not axe the agency. How would we possibly know?

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Depends...did your boss just misscupcakes?

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I imagine I am a tad thick headed  cupcake.Trying to figure what you mean "I had a response to this question" ??  We may be brilliant deary,but sadly,we can't read your mind.

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I wanna pony.


And Play-Doh.


And a Slinky.


And a polygraph machine.


 


 


 


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I'm so confused...........

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 Good thing none of the polygraphers who administered my tests were Robert DeNiro from "Meet the Parents" and one of the questions wasn't "Have you watched ponographic movies?" 


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Meet the Parents was a super flick.

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I'm so confused...........


Confused About what part? So i can better explain...


 


 


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I imagine I am a tad thick headed  cupcake.Trying to figure what you mean "I had a response to this question" ??  We may be brilliant deary,but sadly,we can't read your mind.


I'm sorry I meant "reaction". But the polygrapher stated that there was no pass or fail. 


 


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 I still wanna pony most though.


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Why did you not axe the operator?

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I'll go with the pony.I had about a five second chase with a Mustang Cobra back in the day.

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I'll go with the pony.I had about a five second chase with a Mustang Cobra back in the day.


 


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Nice. Learnt a lesson, dinnint ya? Prolly were driving a Diplomat or Coronet.


 


 


 



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I'll go with the pony.I had about a five second chase with a Mustang Cobra back in the day.


 


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Nice. Learnt a lesson, dinnint ya? Prolly were driving a Diplomat or Coronet.


 


 


 



Sarge,we're talking about Dave here. He meant the Real Horse (Cobra was the name of the bad guy on the horse). He was on a mule at the time (roflmao)


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My guess is you reacted to the stealing part, even though it was specifically for an employer. I would be there was a time in your life when you stole something, and you recalled the event during this question. Usually, employers will do follow up interviews to ask more specific questions about things that came up during the polygraph.

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I'll go with the pony.I had about a five second chase with a Mustang Cobra back in the day.


 


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Nice. Learnt a lesson, dinnint ya? Prolly were driving a Diplomat or Coronet.


 


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Sarge,we're talking about Dave here. He meant the Real Horse (Cobra was the name of the bad guy on the horse). He was on a mule at the time (roflmao)




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Awesome. Hadn't EVEN considered going that route. Well then, I take a line from Crimson Tide. Dave prolly was on an Arabian. Fast horse !!!!


 


 


 



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TheSarge says ...



I wanna pony.


And Play-Doh.


And a Slinky.


And a polygraph machine.


 


 


 



Play-Doh is sooooooooooo super cool!!!!!

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Sarge is right on the money,it was a Diplomat.Famous for vapor locking in the middle of intersections during rush hour traffic.

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Sarge is right on the money,it was a Diplomat.Famous for vapor locking in the middle of intersections during rush hour traffic.


 


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But, they sounded cool when you put the pedal to the floor. It sounded like you were going fast but weren't really....


The Coronet / Monaco's had a 440 Hemi that were thunderous. It shook in idle and let you know you were strapped into a rocket. I never drove one though. Dang....


 


 


 


 



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