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Tsnyder said:

What....did you see?????

a dikfer !!

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I'm not offending anyone, am I ?????

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Did we make ya blush????

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not possible to offend me.unless it is an attack on females.

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Considering I am one...I don't quite that'd be possible. My husband is the same way..especially when it comes to me. It bothers him when another man cat-calls

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ODIN said:


Tsnyder said:


What....did you see?????


a dikfer !!


what is that? pardon my low country stupidity


I'm just here and do what I'm told..
Godspeed to all LEO's and EMT's

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what is what?

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a dikfer


I'm just here and do what I'm told..
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TSnyder, I've been racking my brain trying to think of the last name of one person, but it was like "Woodcock" and the other dispatch pointed out his first name was Rod. I wouldn't have noticed that.

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deputyswife said:

a dikfer

to pee with

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AHHHH, I have seen the light. Thank you for enlightening me.


I'm just here and do what I'm told..
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I had an officer run Michael Myers one day. Glad it wasn't on halloween!

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Come to think of it I took Jason Vorhees to jail one night.


"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men and liked it never really care for anything else thereafter. You will meet them doing various other things with resolve, but their interest rarely holds because after the other thing ordinary life is as flat as the taste of wine after the taste buds have been burned off your tongue." Ernest Hemingway

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lol Between the two of us we only needed Norman Bates!

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or master...................bates........sorry , i had to do it


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I had police contact with "Sheanegro" once. Pronounced Sheneequa, I found out later, to my chagrin.

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Go to school with the last name of Pine

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I just did a job for a guy whose last name was Trucksass. When I called him to make the appointment I called him by his first name.

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how about Mike Hawk?

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Anyone ever met a Mike Hunt?

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or a Dr. Craven Moorehead.....lol

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Top couple I can recall from the bighouse was a dude with last name Cokayne, one with Boner (actually as boner... I even tried to give the guy the benefit of the doubt but he corrected me with it... ) and then a chick as Crystal Rock.


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OK, so I wasn't the only nasty one. Ya'll make me feel better. Thank guys


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Okay here are 3 names 2 in which where my friends and the other one was a neighborhood kid...

Good friend: Rain Forest

High School friend: Justin Case

And the neighborhood boy who burned down his back yard and him self: Blaze Wild, last time I heard about this person he was in prison for attempted murder.


“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”
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TejasTRex said:

Top couple I can recall from the bighouse was a dude with last name Cokayne, one with Boner (actually as boner... I even tried to give the guy the benefit of the doubt but he corrected me with it... ) and then a chick as Crystal Rock.

Well, I guess you can tell what their parents were thinking.......

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I think everybody knows Mike Hunt. :)

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We had a Detention Officer named Richard Head. He definitely did not like the nickname Dick. LOL The best part is that we ended up firing him and arresting him for being a gigolo and getting money from women who were lonely! Her definitely was a Dick Head LOL!

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Story told to me by a LA cop friend...My buddy arrested a guy for drug possession and this is what followed:
He asked the guy what his name was. The man pronounced his name [Ah-ree-ah-coe-day]. My friend asked to see his driver's license. So he produced his driver's license and read the name Areacode. My friend assumed the name was false, who would be named area code? Right? So he took him to the local ICE office and had him run through IAFIS. Sure enough the guy's name was Areacode. My friend asked why his mother named him area code and received this answer. He said his mother was really high on cocaine when she gave birth to him and couldn't think of a name. So the doc picked up a phone book and told her to pick a name. So she picked the name that was on every page, "area code."


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AZmeangreen said:

Story told to me by a LA cop friend...My buddy arrested a guy for drug possession and this is what followed:
He asked the guy what his name was. The man pronounced his name [Ah-ree-ah-coe-day]. My friend asked to see his driver's license. So he produced his driver's license and read the name Areacode. My friend assumed the name was false, who would be named area code? Right? So he took him to the local ICE office and had him run through IAFIS. Sure enough the guy's name was Areacode. My friend asked why his mother named him area code and received this answer. He said his mother was really high on cocaine when she gave birth to him and couldn't think of a name. So the doc picked up a phone book and told her to pick a name. So she picked the name that was on every page, "area code."

Should hacve picked up Hustler because that's probably what he was

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i came accross a guy from L.S. and his first name was [ wireless] last name [fax ]. no bull shit.

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