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Usmcdevildog_max50

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What's the craziest name that you 've ever seen on a Drivers license.

I pulled over a gentleman of middle eastern descent one night, just a fix it stop, no need for a citation, but we had to run everybody we delt with. Went back to the car and radio'd dispatch to run it. I honestly didn't catch onto the name until my dispatcher came back on and said that she couldn't pronounce the last name. I don't remember the first name but the last name was "shithead" pronounced shet-heed. I'd never seen this before. My dispatcher was almost in tears giving me the DL return.


"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men and liked it never really care for anything else thereafter. You will meet them doing various other things with resolve, but their interest rarely holds because after the other thing ordinary life is as flat as the taste of wine after the taste buds have been burned off your tongue." Ernest Hemingway

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once pulled someone over that had my name to the last letter.

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ODIN said:

once pulled someone over that had my name to the last letter.

lol, now that had to be interesting...


“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

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poote...............then the dispatcher said he had an outstanding warrant for theft of property............she couldn't wait to tell me ............a gas drive-off.............


...don't play with me , i'll keep you way up after your bedtime.....

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the funny part is that i was known as a hard ass in that town so when dispatch found out that i wrote the guy a ticket they thought it was my dad i wrote because i am a junior, without batting an eye or cracking a smile i said ..thats what he gets for speeding in my town...i didnt let them off the hook for about 6 months.

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I had to give out a call of a wreck one time.it was in downtown greenville in a parking garage. the guys name in the call was Mr. crumdick. Needless to say, the guys had me repeat it several times.


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ooooooooo..........that gotta hurt !


...don't play with me , i'll keep you way up after your bedtime.....

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Odin, the possibilty that there are two of you in this plane if existance scares the living hell out of me!


"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men and liked it never really care for anything else thereafter. You will meet them doing various other things with resolve, but their interest rarely holds because after the other thing ordinary life is as flat as the taste of wine after the taste buds have been burned off your tongue." Ernest Hemingway

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Try going to see a doctor with the last name of Pain

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i know DD it scares me too

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I came across someone who has the same EXACT name as mine. I have a hard time everytime an escrow company ran my name. Even the middle name is the same....

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I once knew someone with the last name of Woodcock- seriously!!!

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BET HE GOT ALL THE GIRLS IN HIGHSCHOOL


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deputyswife, your a bad bad girl.

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I don't know about that, but I sure do now that even being paralyzed he still kept on going!! LOL

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Apparently his girlfriend was satisfied.....

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and you said I was bad....atleast i didn't say it was meals on wheels


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oh, I guess I did know.....sorry about that.....


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sic sic sic, and they say men are bad. just so you ladies know, i dont go into dispatch when it is full of women you guys say things that would make a navy seal blush.

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Ya'll make me laugh, I love the comments

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Hey, I learned from my husband....who I dearly love

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yeah, you walk into a room of about 14 women at 3 o'clock in the am....we don't have anything better to talk about. our supervisor loves it though. he too is paralyzed,but he gets to get all the inside info on women.....bless his heart


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i rather remain ignorant.

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You know....it's interesting how a lot of men think women can't hold their own. Then get surprised when we do...I grew up with an older brother and loved hanging around his friends.

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Tsnyder said:

Hey, I learned from my husband....who I dearly love

yeah---what she said


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There are times I have been able to make my husband blush...then again i've also made one of my friends blush too...; )

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my husband was just telling me of a traffic stop he just had where the guys last name was coochee. when he ran the guys name over the radio he got mad and said"it's pronounced 'cou-shay'


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deputyswife said:


Tsnyder said:


Hey, I learned from my husband....who I dearly love


yeah---what she said


i saw that

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i hoped you would,,,i really do though


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What....did you see?????

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