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Posted about 1 year ago

 

 Ok, I have to tell on myself, and this is as good as place as any... I do receptionist work for the local SO.  I know most of the deputies, and they sort of treat me like a little sister, so it's really nice to help out there.  I respect what they do, and they seem appriciative of me, so it all works out.


Now, to explain, I am married, and my husband is hirsute.  He has a beard, and when it's not trimmed, he looks like a big cockleburr.  This has lead to a specific nickname, that I never thought would cause any problems...


Ahem.


Husband needed to contact me, but I'd already left for work.  I had my cell phone, and didn't think anything of it when it rang.  One of the deputies walked right in front of the desk when I answered, saying-


"Hey, Fuzz, how ya doin'?"  


I suddenly was in laser sight glare of said deputy.  I am sure that I was well past red to crimson, and coughing conspicuously, I added, "Well, Husband, what's going on?"  


The deputy then looked oddly at me, saw the phone, smirked, then walked to his desk.  I now use the term HUSBAND with spouse when anywhere NEAR the SO...  


 

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Rate This | Posted about 1 year ago

 

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 Ok, I have to tell on myself, and this is as good as place as any... I do receptionist work for the local SO.  I know most of the deputies, and they sort of treat me like a little sister, so it's really nice to help out there.  I respect what they do, and they seem appriciative of me, so it all works out.


Now, to explain, I am married, and my husband is hirsute.  He has a beard, and when it's not trimmed, he looks like a big cockleburr.  This has lead to a specific nickname, that I never thought would cause any problems...


Ahem.


Husband needed to contact me, but I'd already left for work.  I had my cell phone, and didn't think anything of it when it rang.  One of the deputies walked right in front of the desk when I answered, saying-


"Hey, Fuzz, how ya doin'?"  


I suddenly was in laser sight glare of said deputy.  I am sure that I was well past red to crimson, and coughing conspicuously, I added, "Well, Husband, what's going on?"  


The deputy then looked oddly at me, saw the phone, smirked, then walked to his desk.  I now use the term HUSBAND with spouse when anywhere NEAR the SO...  


 



There are FAR MORE embarassing ways to earn a nickname. Funny story though, thanks for sharing!


 


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Rate This | Posted about 1 year ago

 

That's hilarious!!


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I think it's pretty funny too !!! (oh, GOOD choice in avatars )


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Rate This | Posted about 1 year ago

 

 Big trouble for that person.