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Metroguard_emblem_max50

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If I were Prez for one term I would change _____________ , disallow__________, allow__________, legalize_____________ and ban______....


I would keep our kids off the streets by ________________.....


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Bronzestarribbon_max50

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24 hours is not enough time to change the things I would hope to change.

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Change:The direction we are going, Disallow: entitlements, Allow: Pete Rose in to the Baseball Hall of Fame, Legalize: rides on Air Force One, Ban: openly talking on cellphones in public.


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Introduce a number of bills.


1.Texting while driving would be a $1,000 fine and license suspended for six months.


2.Stop driving the Fortune five hundred companies out of the country ,by trying to burn the wealthy.


3.Completely dismantle the public education system and start anew by really educating our children instead of brain washing them with politically correct crap.


4. When I screw up I would take responsibility for my misdeads instead of constantly lying and blamihg a former president.


5.Present my REAL birth certificate to the public


6.Reveal my college record to the public.


7.Do my utmost to rid universitys of their Socialist and Communist professors.


8.When my diplomats are being killed I would send any and all troops available instead of placating  murderers.


9.Fire and prefer charges against any and all I.R.S. individuals,no matter how high up the ladder,when they harass anybody or any group which disagrees with me.


10.Would advise my wife to knock off the millioin dollar vacations at tax payer expense.

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1. Stop investing in companies like Solyndra, Fisker Automotive that do nothing but waste taxpayers money.


2. Replace my current ride known as "The Beast."


3. Ban political correctiveness.


4. Cut down on trips using AF-1.


5. Make animal cruelty a felony and stricter punishment for those who abuse them.


6. Tell my wife to quit controlling how people feed their kids. 


7. Mandatory drug testing for all welfare recipients.


8. Minimum IQ requirement for those wanting children. Penalties are hefty for law breakers.


9. Eliminate anything that's used for "medicinal" purposes.


10. Eliminate the ACLU, ombudsmen and groups that do nothing but protect law breakers. 


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1.I would allow our I.C.E. ,Border Patrol agents and C.I.A. to perform their assigned jobs instead of ordering them NOT to do so.In  so doing I would be displaying respect for the constitution which appears to be a thing of the past.


2.I would direct my vice president to keep his mouth shut if he doesn't have anything intelligent to say instead of rambling on with prattle which embarasses himself,the country and the admistration.


3.I would cut public assistance programs to the bone.thusly forcing the "Lazy Class " to get off their fat a$$es to find gainful employment for the first time in generatons.THey don't need the tax payers billions to buy their gold chains,Cadillacs,booze,cigarettes and lotto tickets.


4.I would direct my Justice Dept. to cease ands desist in seizing the phone records of the A.P. more violation of the rights of a business concern.

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how much politians are paid in Washington, more then 2 terms in any office and if runs for other house a 4 years time span inbetween it,


allow pay raises for teachers and soldiers, first responders. criminal profiling . politcal correctness and the ACLU.


scout programs and mentorship of first responders.


 

Csi_squirrle_max600_1__max50

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 Term Limits for every elected official.  That should pretty much clean everything else up.

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If I were president I hope I would have the common sense to select a church where the clergyman blesses America,not damns America.

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 Bump all.


In my opinion,


1. Having politicians in office who would play a significant role in removing the lobbying, overspending, and bailouts would be a good start.


2. Remove state university professors that teach socialism is a better form of government.


3. Remove the "cancer" of political correctness.


4. Immigration policies must change. There is a monumental difference between legal immigration and illegal immigration! There is a difference between someone who comes to this country to build a better life and be a loyal American and someone who sneaks in the back door to commit crimes and leeches off the systems designed to help Americans.


 

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If I were President I would propose to do the following:


1.  End this Sharia Law we're under, I always get the prayer times messed up and I have a bad case of rug burn.


2.  No Socialism what so ever-End 'Social' Security, no medicaid.  Let's go back to the good 'ol witch doctors, and dirt roads.


3.  Replace the Constitution with my Bible which can do away with the 1st Amendment.  Not a Christian like myself?, tough S""T!


4.  No entitlements for the poor, God wouldn't like that.  Plus, healing the sick for free is unheard of.


5.  Abolish every womans right to choose, (legitimatly), I believe only male politicians should have that say. An assault s Gods gift!


6. I'll  Give everyone BACK their GUNS!!!!! Also, I will continue to vote down expanding background checks.  All that needs to be asked when someone is purchasing a weapon is, "Are you a good Person?"


7. All public schools employees should be provided Assault Rifles,even the lunch lady and the Janitor who washes my car windows by the bridge.


8.  End the war on Christmas so we all can receive presents again, I've been a good girl. Macy's time square can turn those pretty lights on the tree, and I can once again watch Its a wonderful life for the 96th time.


9.  End the war on Easter. Bring back the concept of chocolate eggs laid by a rabbit. I like to wear bunny ears, let's bring this back!.


10.  Make sure everyone is guilty by association, If I bump into a rapper or engage in cordial conversation, I should be automatically assumed a thug and a lyracist.


11.  All media outlets guised as news should  report the same ideology as fox news. So that way, no one will ever question false reoporting. No more thinking outside the FOX.


12.  Corporations or 'job(cough) creators' are people my friend , and my those poor people are starving from loss of profit. Dontcha know they need their tax cuts and their billions in Government entitlements?  Can you adopt a homeless CEO today?


13.  Repeal that Obama-babymama-care nonsense even if it was my idea to begin with.  Its only cost 108 Billion repealing it, pfffft, that's chump change, Murica is Ballin'!


14.  I will promote racial intolerance just because it would be fun to see.  Special bonus's for any media that encourages this by cherry picking random mentally incompetant poor people with their 'alleged' Obama' phones in tow.  Don't tell the public the inception of this phone was under 'R', let them think it was that d@mn "Oh'bama.


15.  Start a war with any oil rich country in need of 'democrasy', so we can once again help out Haliburton.


16.  Keep money in politic$, I'm tryna get PAID ya know and that's my special interest. Speaking of special interest,  I'll sponser these groups by getting their named tattoe's all over my body as if my body was a race car drivers jacket. 


17.  Deregulate everything, falling bridges, containments, oil spills, pollution, fire in my water and explosions excite me.  Why worry?, little do people know we do have a back-up planet.  Just ask Newt.


18.  Ignore climate change to appease my lobbyist at Exxon who pay zero taxes an contaminate the seas.  It still snows, how can that constitute global warming?


19. Bring back don't ask don't tell and defend DOMA.  Most of the pink guns should go to kids and we all know what happens if same sex couples get married dontcha?  Same sex couples will get married.


20. NO Dream act!. All illegal immigrants should be waterboarded in public for charity.  Besides, if they go to college the next thing you know they will learn English.  What next, degrees? How about jobs and contributions to society? The horror!

 


21. Have the socialists in the IRS cease targeting politically leaning social welfare groups (TEA=Taxed Enough Already) who's main goal is to abolish the IRS so they don't have to pay taxes.


A new day for America everyone!


LonnaNJ/FLUFFY 2016


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 Knew we could count on someone for entertainment.


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ajsdaddyCCSO says ...



 Knew we could count on someone for entertainment.


 


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