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(NO OFFENSE TO ANY REDNECKS< MY HUBBY IS ONE, LOL)


You know your a RedNeck when you ______....


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take a shower in the rain cause it has more water pressure than your house.


Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
My motto for life:
Let go and let GOD,
Only HE can control everything.

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you take your wife to mud truck nationals for your anniversery


 

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You finally mow your lawn, and find a car.


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I defer to Jeff Foxworthy. He has the best ones!


Doc


 


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the results of a redneck divorce and a tornado are the same, SOMEBODYS GONNA LOSE A MOBILE HOME.

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Redneck Condo



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Redneck Beach House



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Those were great. Feel free to throw in your own questions


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Someone hollars "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor!

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You take a beer to a funeral.

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You bring your semi rig to a drive-in theater.

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You demand to be buried in your "89" Chevy pickem-up.

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Take your family to a job interview.

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Move your double wide to the nearest mall to take advantage of the sales.

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No offense taken by this Mississippi Redneck, lol.


If you have more knives and guns in your pockets than you do change, you might be a Redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you think possum is the other white meat!


"I will walk by faith, even when I cannot see..."

"Never give up, NEVER BACK DOWN!"

"I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!!"

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When you carry a fishing pole into Sea World!!


"I will walk by faith, even when I cannot see..."

"Never give up, NEVER BACK DOWN!"

"I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!!"

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Go to vote, and write in Toby Keith for president.

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 When you are mowing the lawn with your shirt off... and so is your husband

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Red Man sends you a Christmas card.


The Salvation Army declines your mattress.


You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.


Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.


Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.


Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.


You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".


You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.


You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.


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A real redneck gives his wife a whoopie cushion for their first anniversary.


Treats the family to a fancy dinner out with McDonalds in the back yard.


In the process of inventing a five speed 1960 Harley on the kitchen floor.


Moon pies and corndogs for his daughters wedding.

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Redneck Condo




You mean this?


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Redneck / Southern fairy tale


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Haha Good ones Skool

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