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What cops should say after advising someone of their Miranda Rights

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Police_bear_max50

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Posted over 1 year ago

 

WHAT COPS SHOULD SAY AFTER ADVISING SOMEONE OF THEIR MIRANDA RIGHTS


 


You are under arrest and...


1. No, I don't care who you are


2. No, I don't care who you know


3. Yes...you DO pay my salary


4. Yes...you CAN have my job


5. No, I don't have anything better to do


6. No, I can't give you a break


7. No, I don't know your friend Officer___________


8. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call


9. Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again


10. No, we can't talk about it


11. Yes, it DOES make me happy


12. Yes, you WILL see me in court


Thank you, have a nice day


Your Arresting Officer___________

Somegiveall_max160_max160_max50

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nice

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You have the right to remain stupid. Anything thing you say will be laughed at and used against you in court.......

Somegiveall_max160_max160_max50

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some of the dumb s--t you say and do may be repeated in locker rooms, cops bars and even online police sites such as policelink for officers and supporters entertainment.

Att179311_max50

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Your mug shots will be posted on many voting sites so everyone can see you and vote how stupid you look

Thinker_max50

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 When the won't stop whining say:  


"I advised you of your rights, now shut-up and remain silent"


Having the proper Attitude and Mental Preparation combined with proper Training gives you the tools needed to Think, Act, and Be Safe...

Gods_team_max50

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 "You have the right to remain silent so shut the **** up, okay?" You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we'll provide you with the dumbest ****ing lawyer. If you get Johnnie Cochran, I'll kill ya!" 


-- Chris Rock ( Lethal Weapon 4)


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