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Missing Person Report

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Posted almost 4 years ago




A woman took her next-door neighbor with her when she went to the police station to report her husband was missing.

"Could you give me a description of your husband Ma'am?" asked the officer.

"He's 30 years old, 6 foot 2, weighs approximately 190 pounds, has a very athletic build, blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, is very soft spoken and is wonderful with the children." the woman replied.

"Wait a minute!" the neighbor protested. "Your husband is 5 foot 4, bald, fat, has brown eyes, a very big mouth and is mean to you and your children."

"Shhh!!... I know that silly. Who wants HIM back?" the woman replied.