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Posted 12 months ago
A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
COP: "May I see your driver's license?"
DRIVER: "I don't have one, It got suspended for my 3rd DUI."
COP: "May I see the registration for this vehicle?"
DRIVER: "It's not my car, I stole it."
COP: "The car is stolen?"
DRIVER: "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glovebox when I was putting my gun in there."
COP: "There's a gun in the glovebox?!"
DRIVER: "Yes, officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."
COP: "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!!"
DRIVER: "Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the cop immediately draws his weapon and tells the man to keep his hands on the wheel. The cop then gets on his radio and calls for backup.
Within minutes, the vehicle is surrounded by cop cars. The Sergeant also responds, and approaches the car to handle the tense situation.
SERGEANT: Approaches the car with weapon drawn and sees the man holding something out the window. The Sergeant asks, "Is that your license in your hand?"
DRIVER: "Yes, Sir, It is... What seems to be the problem?"
SERGEANT: Looks at the license and sees it's valid. "Who's car is this?" asks the Sergeant.
DRIVER: "It's mine, Sir. I have the registration, if you'd like to see it."
SERGEANT: "Don't reach for the glovebox. I was told you have a gun in there."
DRIVER: "Gun? There's no gun in there."
SERGEANT: "Go ahead and step out of the vehicle with your hands up." The driver complies, and is handcuffed for officer safety. The Sergeant opens the glovebox. There is no gun inside, and the registration shows the car is registered to the driver.
SERGEANT: "You told the officer who stopped you that you have a dead body in the trunk?"
DRIVER: "DEAD BODY! There's no body in the trunk!"
SERGEANT: Opens the trunk and there is no dead body in there. "I don't understand. The officer who stopped you, said you told him you had no driver's license, the car is stolen, you have a gun in the glovebox, and a body in the trunk!"
DRIVER: "Oh Yeah, I bet the liar told you I was speeding too!!!"
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| Posted 12 months ago
LOL! i like this.
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| Posted 12 months ago
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than be a success at something I hate." -- George Burns
"A pessimist complains about the wind, an optimist expects it to change and a leader adjusts the sails."