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Ten signs telling you the Police Chief hates you

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Posted over 1 year ago

 

Ten Signs telling you the Police Chief Hates You:




10.) He sends you on drug raids....alone.




9.) He refers to you as "Our Little Mascot."




8.) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."




7.) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.




6.) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.




5.) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.




4.) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.




3.) He makes up "missing persons" and sends you to go look for them.




2.) Your locker is also the broom closet




1.) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, dead battery and broken air conditioner.

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Rated +1 | Posted over 1 year ago

 

very true


Officer Goss #2638

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 HAHAHA. You wait and wait for a promotion....only to find out he takes your traffic charger, and all your awesome shifts, and details you always get, and says "You're being promoted!" and you say "oh yah?" he says "yes. I am putting you in charge of the neighborhood watch committee and the crime prevention unit".I say "chief, we don't have a crime prevention unit?" he says "precisely. You are going to start one! Isn't that exciting?". Several months down the road you're no longer doing cool stuff anymore and going to training raither giving lectures at preschools and talking to old folks about their lighting in their yard..... then he calls you on your day off to have you come in and attend a "public safety" class only to find out you're sitting with him for 6 hours in a room thats intended only for admin people about fire extinguishers, and safety for employees. Oh lord....


Also he denies all your vacations, because "you're the valuable asset he cannot afford to be without"


Your new assigned "crime prevention unit" is OL' Bessie that is over ten years old, with NO A/C and it squeaks as you drive up and down the road and the steering is bad along with the suspension. Geez. 


Yes....all of this happened to me. lol