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Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

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Posted 12 months ago

 

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence.

"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

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Rate This | Posted 12 months ago

 

Never, EVER irritate nurses or paramedics!  They'll have fun causing you pain in the name of fixing you up.

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Rate This | Posted 12 months ago

 

OUCH! .....I hope the nurse pulls those adhesive tape strips off fast.

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Rate This | Posted 12 months ago

 

Kinda like an upper bikini peel.