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Top 10 ways to tell if a cop needs a vacation

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Posted almost 2 years ago

 

10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the hookers he arrested.

8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a spiked collar.

7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6. He talks to and answers himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".

5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids

2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.

1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!

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#11 Starts asking hookers if they give police discounts.

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Lol.


#12 could've been: Constantly hums the theme to mission impossible every time he goes on duty.

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 #13. Wears Superman Underoos on duty


You can't cure stupid.

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 #14: Arrests ( not cites ! ) his own chief's mother for jay-walking.

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 #15. Has 'The Punisher' theme song as a ringtone. 


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How's that HOPE and CHANGE working out for you?

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#16:  The Chief prays he doesn't have to walk by him at the station and hear about his third divorce.....again.

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5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat. 


I GUESS HE WANTS TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE HOOKERS!  .....NO KIDDING, I ACTUALLY KNOW AN OFFICER LIKE THAT !

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17 he uses Sledge Hammer as a role model for a soft cop

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 He starts getting really emotional, and wants to do "chick" like things...such as watching romance flicks, and eating chocolate with his female road partner. LOL OH lord. AND...cries at simple youtube videos that we thought were funny


 


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Already do #6


Finds nothing wrong with #7 in some cases


When I get a better phone #15 will be done

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 Your skin is so pale, that without SPF 70 you’re likely to catch fire if exposed to direct sunlight.

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Funny, Max!  You made that one up yourself!