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Spell check?

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Posted over 1 year ago

 

A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head.

He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error.

"Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch.

"Head on boolevard..." dang it! Scratch scratch.

He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head.

"Head on curb."

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LMAO!


 

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A true story.Many,many years ago in the city where I lived and was an officer for 25 years ,an officer received a call of a dead horse obstructing traffic.Unfortunately the street sign was missing and he was not equiped with a city directory we were issued.The horse was in the intersection of 16th & Leavenworth.The officer,not being the sharpest tack in the box had no idea how to spell Leavenworth.He was,however,huge in stature and super strong.He therefore pulled the horse to 16th and Jones street and continued his report.

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Rated -1 | Posted over 1 year ago

 

 Dave, that's a way better story than the OP.




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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Rated +2 | Posted over 1 year ago

 

Aw--it seems someone has taken issue with my review. Well, I'll tell you what--you stop telling jokes that depict LEOs in a less-than-favorable light and I'll stop gently telling you they aren't particularly funny. 


"Dumb cop" (check)


"Beats subject already subdued" (check)


HAW HAW! That is SOOOO FUNNY!. (Really?--I think not.)


 




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”