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Posted 11 months ago
Ten Signs the Police Chief Hates You:
10.) He sends you on drug raids....alone.
9.) He refers to you as "Our Little Mascot."
8.) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."
7.) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.
6.) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.
5.) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.
4.) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.
3.) He makes up "missing persons" and sends you to go look for them.
2.) Your locker is also the broom closet
1.) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, dead battery and broken air conditioner.
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| Posted 11 months ago
That #1 sounds like the entire fleet of cruisers where I worked.