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The four basic food groups for cops:


1. Glazed


2. Jelly


3. Powdered


4. Chocolate Frosted

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If I am going to be honest, for me it's:


1. milk


2. pizza


3.omelletes


4. Creme cheese filled crumb cake


...but I sure do like a lemon filled jelly donut...

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1. Boxed


2. Canned


3. Frozen


4. Take out


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Badgehunter says ...



The four basic food groups for cops:


1. Glazed


2. Jelly


3. Powdered


4. Chocolate Frosted



WHAT!!!!!! 


 


No Sprinkle ?!?

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1.Coffee


2.Boston Cream


3. Prime Rib.


4. Jack Daniel's - when unwinding  (yeah, I said it)


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1% milk & Lowfat poptarts


Lean meat & Eggs


fruit (Bananas or Juice)


Meat & Veggies or Protein-bars


 

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Badgehunter says ...



The four basic food groups for cops:


1. Glazed


2. Jelly


3. Powdered


4. Chocolate Frosted



Hey, when were you in my kitchen!?  And where'd all my donuts go? 

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1. Vegetables. Lots of them.


2. Lean mean, exercising portion control.


3.A decent nutrition bar if nothing else is available.


4.Water. Lots of water.


Trick to the trade: If you're a beer drinker try this. During your shift or even if you're at home, drink lots of water in the morning. When it come time to belly-up, you may find you drink less. I believe a lot of fellas swim in beer after work just to rehydrate.


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1. coffee


2. pastries - donuts, long johns, bismarks, etc.


3. pizza - to go, by the slice


4. coffee

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1. Optimum Nutrition 100% Whey Gold Standard Protein Double Rich Chocolate.


2. Dunkin' Donuts Coffee.


3. Grilled Chicken Breast with Veggie Skewers


4. Guinness 


 

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 smothered beef and bean burriton- Hot


Hand held beef and bean burrito


pepperoni pizza- 3 slicess


frozen  7-11 beef and bean burrito......washed down with Mt. Dew


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 HEY! Isn't this the COP HUMOR forum? I mean "veggies"?


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1). Dunkin' Coffee


2). Dunkin' Boston Creme Doughnut


3). New England Clam Chowder


4). Maple walnut ice cream

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1) Veges


2)Fish


3)Chicken


4)Agua


 


 night cap Crown and ice.  

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BigNTS says ...



1.Coffee


2.Boston Cream


3. Prime Rib.


4. Jack Daniel's - when unwinding  (yeah, I said it)


 


Change #2 to cheesecake! otherwise this is perfect!


 



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1. Snickers bar


2. cold coffee


3. beef jerky


4. stale donunts

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MaxVirtus says ...



1. Optimum Nutrition 100% Whey Gold Standard Protein Double Rich Chocolate.


2. Dunkin' Donuts Coffee.


3. Grilled Chicken Breast with Veggie Skewers


4. Guinness 


 



Sounds good. Especially the Guinness.


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1, Dark chocolate ( I refuse to waste my chocolate calories in milk chocolate)


2, Fresh fruit


3. Veggies


4. Rice protien poweder (soy and gluten intolerant; notice my arthritis does not rear its ugly head if I avoid them)

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drive thru


delivery


dine out


invited to friends house


 

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You guys this is SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE THREAD. What's so FREAKIN funny about TAKE OUT or VEGGIES or GRANOLAAA BARS for cryin' out loud!!!


THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT VEGGIES THEY ARE HORRIFYING!!! LOL!!!



 

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  1)  Breakfast ( 2 or 3 times a day if you work graveyard shift );  2) Drive-through;   3) Coffee;   4) Beer. Name your own personal favorites for 3 and 4 !!

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MarlyB, the clown is horrifying!

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Sammy and chips
BBQ for dinner with Beer or Scotch before bed unless its oncall week.

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 Marly, Blue cheese makes everything better. Roasting clown head veggies brings out so much flavor. The addition of blue cheese puts this mixture of onions, red pepper, cucumber etc. over the top.

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My main man Max Max my main man - come on bust out with it!


My Mexican Clown Cheetohs are CRYIN' for blue cheese bits!!!



 

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c food


chocolate


chip


cookies


those clowns look like they need a transport hold eval!

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Deefuzzz says ...



1, Dark chocolate ( I refuse to waste my chocolate calories in milk chocolate)


2, Fresh fruit


3. Veggies


4. Rice protien poweder (soy and gluten intolerant; notice my arthritis does not rear its ugly head if I avoid them)



Thats why I use Udi's bread and make my own corn tortillas.

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gcoleman if you think that 'transport hold eval' will get you a shot at the contents of my lunch box,EAT YOUR HEART OUT. GET YER OWN CHEETOHS!


Elitegrey, SINCE you are up at O'Dark Thirty to grind maize on the metate on your knees on the kitchen floor...  Finish the masa, then go to market for my fresh-squeezed fresh oj and a while-you-wait butchered, plucked, gutted and trimmed chicken.  I am in the mood for pollo asada tonight! 


NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I tuck into these heuvos rancheros con frijoles y arroz, tortillas maize, cafe con leche y pan dulce, y mangos con limon.


THEN I go on shift as Policelink's Ride-Along Food Critic at Large!!

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