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The Eskimo

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Posted almost 4 years ago


For their vacation, an Eskimo couple traveled to New York City. This was the first time out of their native village, and it didn't take long for the wife to get lost in the crowd in Times Square. The husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report her missing.

The  Eskimo soon saw an NYPD officer and flagged him down. He told the officer he was looking for his lost wife, and the officer asked for a description.

"What's that?" asked the Eskimo.

"Well, a description is telling what something looks like. For example, my wife is 22 years old, 5'9, 130 lbs., 38-24-34 measurements. Now what can you tell me about your wife?"

"The heck with my wife!" said the Eskimo, "Let's go look for yours!"