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Okay.. Re-do. I had a blow-out on the freeway, and I almost got into a major car wreck. I safely made it to the side of the freeway at the opening of an off ramp where I was able to change the tire. When this happened I was on the way to the written test for Mesa PD. Thankfully, there are a great bunch of officers there who were patient enough to put the entire written test on hold to wait on me. I couldn't be more thankful! Anyway, after I had gotten the tire changed my car wouldn't start! Thankfully a DPS officer had just pulled over behind me to make sure I was okay, and he gave my car a jump. I guess the humor of this story comes out in that when I made it to the training facility where the written test was taking place, I was apparently a little shaken up, and the officers there couldn't help but laugh a little at what had happened and that I had made it to the test anyway. I ended up getting a 93% which I am happy with. And thanks to that little near-death experience, I was remembered by the officers when I went back for my oral board interview, and now I know that I made an impression, all though it was an unorthodox way to do so! :-)


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A grasshopper goes into a bar and the bartender yelled we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper said you have a drink named Steve.

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So. I was on the way to my written test a couple of days ago for Mesa PD, and I was driving on the freeway (Loop 202). I was going around 65 mph and was next to the HOV lane. Then my front driver's side tire blew out. It wasn't funny then, but looking back I can't help but laugh at how close I was to doooom. It seemed that right when the tire blew my heart rate skyrocketed, but everything came into focus. It was kind of cool. I safely made it to the other side of the highway, nearly hitting a pick-up truck. I turned the car off and jumped out immediately! Then I called the police department and told them what happened. Then I changed my tire as fast as I could and they graciously waited on me to get there to take the test! Thankfully! Do any of you have a funny story to tell?



Wow that was so funny I pissed myself...


I imagine that you have a fairly boring life.

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navy_cop. You said what I was thinking. I attempted to see the humor. The OP must be bored.

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Well... maybe not so funny. I re-read that post, and it didn't sound funny at all! The story is funny to me though because usually when bad things happen to me, it's like a domino effect. But this time it worked out and some good came from it. That good being that I now stand out in the minds of those officers that were at the training facility when I finally did make it... I guess only I see the humor though..


 


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There, I re-did the original post.. Maybe it sounds better now I dunno.. :-)


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Whatever works for you good to know you are safe. Good luck...

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 Dont worry about it, I have yet to make anybody here laugh but then again I am no comedian. One thing for sure the guys will remember you and thats a plus.

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Whatever works for you good to know you are safe. Good luck...

Thanks!


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 Dont worry about it, I have yet to make anybody here laugh but then again I am no comedian. One thing for sure the guys will remember you and thats a plus.



Thanks! And yeah I'm hoping I stood out enough! Of course I'm still waiting to hear back on that though..


"I will walk by faith, even when I cannot see..."

"Never give up, NEVER BACK DOWN!"

"I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!!"