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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I am too old for this, " and pulled over to away the trooper's arrival.


Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday, if you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."


"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

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That is a good joke ever if I heard of one, and I can't believe that he got away from speeding on the highway.

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Haha this is one of my favorite cop jokes... He got lucky if he got away with this in reality!

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Excellent form.


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Always a good one.

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 Oldie, but goodie.




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Aaaaaaaaand...rimshot!

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 I think this is a first time I've heard of FHP NOT give a ticket.  Still funny though.

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Cute!