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I wanna bee a pulicemun,I'll giv yew a liddle background on miself.Im twendy yurs old and am in the eleventh grade.I havent dropped acid for a cuple ov months,but eye still shoot up a liddle.I was charged with bank robbery last year butt mi loyer got me off,so no charges there.I was a gendlemun and got my 15 year old girlfriend an aborshun.Eye Kan drive a kar real fast so eye wood be reel good in chases.I borrowed a puleecmuns avatat cuz eye want to be incogneedoe.What r my chances to bee a kop?

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Very Good!  Your use of the English language so far is impeccable!


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 Very bright LEO career ahead for you!  It looks like you have a wealth of "street smarts" which will serve you well on patrol, and where you may have had some bad luck...you righted your course and kept moving forward.

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Brush yer tuth reel good and take the tesst. Bring yer nummer 2 krayon wiff ya.


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Thankyou  fellers for ur bakkup.Good idee-uh 36TR,i'll dew that.My probation officur said she is reel prowd of me.

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Kept upp da goood work. You well do goody.

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Brush yer tuth reel good and take the tesst. Bring yer nummer 2 krayon wiff ya.



An amazing thing happened when he arrived to take the test: he ate the crayon. The proctor said that showed real initiative and immediately hired him and assigned him to SWAT.




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Weed.


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 Here's yer gun-n-badge. Now go make an arest, ya herd?


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I sew prod of yous four getting da jop and I's hop ya mak dis a kareer.


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wiff yor expurtees wiff drugs yo shud be a narkotiks occifer.

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 Here's yer gun-n-badge. Now go make an arest, ya herd?



Jus maik shur y'all axe permishun afore yu tek thet bullitt out yer shert pokitt.


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Kan eye git a Mursades Bends fur a Pull-Lease kar?My Grate Unkel Billy Bob sed he is gonna barrow me hiz over/under 50 cal/10 gage fir un on dudy weppon.

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WTF!

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Kan eye git a Mursades Bends fur a Pull-Lease kar?My Grate Unkel Billy Bob sed he is gonna barrow me hiz over/under 50 cal/10 gage fir un on dudy weppon.



Ya usetacould request yer own kar, but not no more. We has a Massey-Ferguson fur ya, tho.


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Weed.


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Thinking more along the lines of crack.


 


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Weed.



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Weed.



Sooo, how did you like it?  Feel any different yet?  Got the munchies now?


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When Sarge says Weed I think he is thinking  about weeding some of us out of here. LOL


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Bingo Guder,that's how I saw it and I believe I be the one on the slippery slope.

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Nah not you. You to nice. LOL


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Bingo Guder,that's how I saw it and I believe I be the one on the slippery slope.




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Weed.



Sooo, how did you like it?  Feel any different yet?  Got the munchies now?



I don't take Sarge for a weed smokin' kinda dude...  


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yule doo wel. stay 'n skool


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