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I got off the phone with a friend living in Northern Minnesota near the Canadian border.She said since early this morning the snow has been waist high and still falling.The temperature has dropped way below zero and the north wind is increasing to nearly 50 m.p.h.Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.She said if it gets much worse she may have to let him in.

Just before Christmas a businessman was anxious to get home.The trip had been grueling and he was not in a good mood.The airport speaker was blaring Christmas carols he was sick of hearing.He thought the decorations were tacky.THe worst being a plastic misletoe hung over the luggage scale.He told the woman at the counter"Even if I weren't married I wouldn't kiss you"."That's not what the misletoe is there for" the attendant told him."It's so you can kiss your luggage goodbye"

As I was trying to pack for our Christmas holiday at Grandma's house ,my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.She said"Mom,look at this" and stuck out two of her fingers.I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said"Mommy's going to eat your fingers" pretending to eat them before I left the room.When I returned my daughter was standing on the bed with a devastated look on her face.Honey,what's wrong?She looked at me and said"Mommy,where's my booger?"

An elderly man was heading home in his car one evening,swerving and weaving when he was stopped by a Policeman.Have you been drinking this evening sir,he asked.Well maybe the man replied,why do you ask?Sir,your wife fell out of the car about a mile back."Oh thank goodness the man said,"I thought I was going deaf"


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Rate This | Posted about 4 years ago


 Thanks for the boost after a very long day. LOL 


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Rate This | Posted about 4 years ago


 Thanks for the laugh and the smile, Dave.