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Poll: BARF!!!
Poll: OK Let's Get Down to Cases!
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Posted 4 months ago YUP. It's what's behind the scenes here at PL. The PMs are flying back and forth. So I am here to announce THE PL INFIRMARY IS OPEN!! WHAT WAS/IS UP WITH THIS BUG??!!!
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| Posted 4 months ago I was going along happily. 24 hours later WHAM-O a deep bronchitis. No scratchy throat to ease me into it. No rising fever. Just...tryin' to cough up gerbils annnnd PLEASEDEARGODINHEAVENKILLMENOW!!!
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| Posted 4 months ago Yup.
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| Posted 4 months ago I was going to purchase some diapers however, it all depends. |
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| Posted 4 months ago What DO cops do when they have to blow their nose during a stop?? It's not like you can just honk your beezer while you write! Civilians don't realize how lucky we have it. Dignity be damned.
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| Posted 4 months ago Den it's bad when you just have to bring your blanket and pillow into the bathroom and sleep on that cool tile floor.
One of my LEO pals told me his wife stayed down on the kitchen floor for that reason. "But Honey it feels so nice and cool on my temples." uncledennis1 says ...
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| Posted 4 months ago POSITION A OR B ... DEPENDS!!!
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| Posted 4 months ago EVERYONE'S been wanting their Mommy lately.
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| Posted 4 months ago No. Really. I'm fine. IdontneedhaALLLUPHAAAAAALP!!!
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| Posted 4 months ago Cops have it rough. So do anchors. Barf at Eleven. Wait...is that anything NEW??
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| Posted 4 months ago It's not like anyone can HELP...
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| Posted 4 months ago Your last one could make someone toss their cookies. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yea ! I voted for the first time in years.I need to know where I can locate one of the fancy toilet paper dispenser get ups with the harness for my head.I would prefer to find one without the ladies head already in it.Perchance a portable model I could attach,somehow through the roof of the car,with mechanical hands so I may be able to concentrate on driving. |
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| Posted 4 months ago uncledennis1 says ...
"What We Do In Life, Echoes In Eternity"
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| Posted 4 months ago Geeezzzzzz.....come back for a visit and find this place is enough to make me puke!!!! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Leave it to Sgt. Lulu to class up the joint. The Southern Gentleman's "Puke" sounds so much nicer than "Barf". As in - Ahem. "The suspect was wearing ...(wait for it)...
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| Posted 4 months ago I totally agree, MaxVirtus! Co-Barfing rocks. Anyone for hot gin and fish?
MaxVirtus says ...
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| Posted 4 months ago Bur for reals. My friends. I'm only after the unvarnished truth. How do you COPE with head-shredders and green hangers on patrol ??? ANNNND that...OCEAN... of DUI CLOWNPUKE
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| Posted 4 months ago I too want bullets to bounce off my chest. Sigh...
Hmm...Maybe it's not so bad with a beer chaser??
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| Posted 4 months ago Back on topic. So THIS bug goes like this, right?
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| Posted 4 months ago Wait. This thread DOES TOO have a social redeeming factor!! After all we are exploring challenges to law enforcement. And...world culture and history and stuff.
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| Posted 4 months ago Although you may not feel the love right now...my Friend, I do care. Now here's your teddy.
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lol
"CLOWN PUKE NAIL POLISH!!!" 
YOU CAN DRIVE!!! 
