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 Hey Bro...


Hey Homey...


Hey Dude.......


 


 


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I always love it when they say "Officer so and so is a personal frined of mine" or "My (insert family member here) is/was a Cop/Deputy/State Trooper". My response has always been: So, you should know better then, right?


My step-son is in Law Enforcement. When he was still a road Deputy, I was at a crash scene with him. The drunk asked me if I knew "so and so Deputy" (my step-son). When I replied yes, he went on to say "Well he's a really good friend of mine and he wouldn't like it if you guys arrest me for DUI." After my step son put the handcuffs on him, my step son politely told him "Dude, I don't know you. So, don't drop my name". I almost fell over laughing from the look on the guy's face!


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":I know my rights"


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Had one the other night at a local pub. Me: WHATS YOUR NAME? Him: WHAT DO YOU WANT IT TO BE? Me: UNDER ARREST. Him: gave name and date of birth. LOL  


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BigNTS says ...



12-28-12


 "You feel me?" 


"If you don't behave, that policeman will arrest you." --- Followed by - "Please don't drag me into your poor parenting conduct."


 



I am not in LE yet but I cannot stand it when a parent says that last one to their child.  I saw an officer get down on one knee and tell a child, after hearing his mother say this, "I am not going to arrest you.  In fact, if you are ever in trouble or get lost you find someone who looks like me and we will help you.  We're the good guys."  I will never forget that.


I cannot stand: "You hur me?"


"And maybe just remind the few, if ill of us they speak, that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak." Michael Marks

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 When the fake tough say - "I ain't scared of you"


Me - "Then why you sweatin' ?

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My ex wife thought " honey I'm home " was

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My ex wife thought " honey I'm home " was



...and that, folks, is the winning response - right there!


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BigNTS says ...



Elite1grey says ...



My ex wife thought " honey I'm home " was



...and that, folks, is the winning response - right there!


 


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"I didn't see nuthin"


which is usually followed by....


"only been here a minute"


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Romans_116 says ...



12-28-12


 " I didn't see nuthin'"


 



Witness:"Naw man, I ain't seen nuthin, I ain't herd nuthin, I mind my bizness" 


Cop: Oh, you have a business? 


lol'z



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Had one the other night at a local pub. Me: WHATS YOUR NAME? Him: WHAT DO YOU WANT IT TO BE? Me: UNDER ARREST. Him: gave name and date of birth. LOL  


 


lol, Guder, how many 'John Smiths' have you met?



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Believe it or not we have 3 in our area. That is only about 3500 people in our county. LOL But not to many lie about their names as when we find out they just get more charges. Hehehe!!!


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Believe it or not we have 3 in our area. That is only about 3500 people in our county. LOL But not to many lie about their names as when we find out they just get more charges. Hehehe!!!


 


I don't want to go off topic, but I got a funny confession.  As a teen (not that long ago :)  a mutual friend decided he wanted to go and drink with us.  He brought an ID so fake we al laughed.  Later on he got arrested outside the club, I missed all the action.  My friend with him said he told the cop he was only 17, but the cops said no, says here your 21 and your name is...... LOL



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Oh bad for him. So did he get thrown in to the big person jail?


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Oh bad for him. So did he get thrown in to the big person jail?


That would have been Green street in Newark NJ, they probably scared the daylights out of him I'm not sure. That's what the NPD used to do with the suburban kids :)



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