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Posted 6 months ago How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle ? Shine a flashlight in her ear A deer,a skunk and a duck went to the grocery store.When they were ready to check out,the deer didn't have a buck,the skunk didn't have a scent so they put it on the duck's bill. |
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| Posted 6 months ago An Irishman walks out of a bar. "What We Do In Life, Echoes In Eternity"
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| Posted 6 months ago The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted 6 months ago An officer pulls over a blonde for speeding. Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Blonde: No, why did you pull me over, officer? Officer: Speeding. Blonde: What's "speeding"? Officer: It's when you go too fast. I need to see your drivers license and registration. Blonde: What's that? Officer: It's a rectangular thing with your picture on it. Blonde: Oh, THAT! Blonde pulls out a little rectangular mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer looks the mirror over and hands it back to the blonde. Officer: If I'd known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted 6 months ago BUMP!!! |
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| Posted 6 months ago A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender yells we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says to him you have a drink named Steve. |
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| Posted 6 months ago "It's just too hot to wear clothes today" complained a man,to his wife,as he stepped out of the shower."Honey,what do you think the neighbors woud say if I mowed the lawn like this?"She replied."Probably that I married you for your money" |
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| Posted 6 months ago A blonde and brunette jump off a 12 story building together. Who hits the ground first ?? The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask for directions. |
