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How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle ?     Shine a flashlight in her ear


A deer,a skunk and a duck went to the grocery store.When they were ready to check out,the deer didn't have a buck,the skunk didn't have a scent so they put it on the duck's bill.

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 An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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An officer pulls over a blonde for speeding.


Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?


Blonde: No, why did you pull me over, officer?


Officer: Speeding.


Blonde: What's "speeding"?


Officer: It's when you go too fast. I need to see your drivers license and registration.


Blonde: What's that?


Officer: It's a rectangular thing with your picture on it.


Blonde: Oh, THAT! Blonde pulls out a little rectangular mirror and hands it to the officer.


The officer looks the mirror over and hands it back to the blonde.


Officer: If I'd known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!


 




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender yells we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says to him you have a drink named Steve.

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today" complained a man,to his wife,as he stepped out of the shower."Honey,what do you think the neighbors woud say if I mowed the lawn like this?"She replied."Probably that I married you for your money"

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 A blonde and brunette jump off a 12 story building together. Who hits the ground first ??  The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask for directions.