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How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle ?     Shine a flashlight in her ear


A deer,a skunk and a duck went to the grocery store.When they were ready to check out,the deer didn't have a buck,the skunk didn't have a scent so they put it on the duck's bill.

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 An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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An officer pulls over a blonde for speeding.


Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?


Blonde: No, why did you pull me over, officer?


Officer: Speeding.


Blonde: What's "speeding"?


Officer: It's when you go too fast. I need to see your drivers license and registration.


Blonde: What's that?


Officer: It's a rectangular thing with your picture on it.


Blonde: Oh, THAT! Blonde pulls out a little rectangular mirror and hands it to the officer.


The officer looks the mirror over and hands it back to the blonde.


Officer: If I'd known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!


 




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success.

— Annie Oakley , Annie Oakley exhibit at the National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame in Fort Worth, Texas

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender yells we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says to him you have a drink named Steve.

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today" complained a man,to his wife,as he stepped out of the shower."Honey,what do you think the neighbors woud say if I mowed the lawn like this?"She replied."Probably that I married you for your money"

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 A blonde and brunette jump off a 12 story building together. Who hits the ground first ??  The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask for directions.