How should a volunteer parking patrol officer introduce oneself?

Is this example correct?

: Hello, department name, position title, how are you today?

Thanks for helping!

Axe a supervisor. I have never introduced my self as a police officer. I always figured the uniform was a giveaway.

 Thanks for the help!

How about:

"My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you're gonna die!"

Okay, you might want to leave off the last part....

mz66 says ...

And I looked at him and my blood ran cold. And I said...

MH557 says ...

"My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you're gonna die!"

 

Glad somebody got it!   

...no ma'am, I'm the Manhattan Flash and I am the best bank robber in New York.

jakec91 says ...

 How should a volunteer parking patrol officer introduce oneself?

Is this example correct?

: Hello, department name, position title, how are you today?

 

Thanks for helping!

Are you in uniform? Plain clothes with vest? If you have to say something I would just make it plain and simple. Smile, I am a parking enforcement officer, here is your $200.00 ticket. Have a nice day!

I need no introduction......the Cape and BIG S usually spell it out.

I issued a parking cite (No Stopping Anytime) to the male driver and parent of a student he was picking up from school.  He had stopped his vehicle along side a obviously red painted curb and was facing a clearly posted "NO STOPPING ANYTIME" sign.  I pulled in behind the vehicle, wrote the cite with the exception of the model of the truck he was driving.  I approached the vehicle and the conversation went something like this.

Me:  How are you today sir?  I am Officer -*-*-* with the xxxx Police Department.  Can I ask what model truck is this?

Offender:  What's the problem?

Me:  Sir, you parked  your truck in a "NO PARKING" area.  Can you tell me what model truck this is?

Offender:  It's a Silverado but I am not parked.

Me:  Really?  How do you figure sir?

Offender:  My key is in the ignition, the engine running, transmission in drive and my foot on the brake and stopped.

Me:  Sir, is your truck stopped along side the curb?

Offender:  Yes

Me:  Is the curb painted red?

Offender:  Yes

Me:  What does the sign say right in front of your windshield?

Offender:  No Stopping Anytime

Me:  Well then sir, here's your citation.  You have a good day now. 

Let's just say he was far less than the typical happy camper and was on the phone to one of my Sgt's before I even got back into my unit.  That said........ Complete with the photograph I took of the offending driver and vehicle showing both the red curb and the clearly posted sign, the citation stood and the complaint went unfounded.

Most of the time when you issue a parking cite, the driver is likely not even going to be there.  That said, there are the exceptions when they come running out of the location they have been at for hours saying that they had just been there for a few minutes and would move the car and plea with you not to cite them only to call you every name in the book when you hand them the citation anyways.  That's when you point out to them that there is a process for and that they have the right to contest the citation if they wish.  Be as polite as you can even though you know that you just capped off their day with a $40.00 plus fine for their oversight in failing to legally park their vehicle or pay the appropriate fees upon parking the vehicle.