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The Most Interesting Cop in the World

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He rarely goes to court.


His reports are so well written, defense attorneys advise their clients to 'take the plea'.


His reports also appear in academy training workbooks as training exemplars.


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When he goes to work he kiss's his wife good bye and tells her he loves her



That's where I picked up the habit!


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His children are respectful and listen to every word he says.


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no matter how hot and muggy and damp the air is his uniform stays crisp and dry and he doesnt sweat

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If he joins a high-speed pursuit, the suspect's vehicle immdiately blows all four tires and comes to a stop without anybody getting hurt.

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 He plays the good and bad cop at the same time!

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 Even when distracted he is focused......

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 Detectives and Federal Agents call him when they run into a dead end in the case.

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to him a cold case is his favorite sarsaparilla because he only sips acahol to be polite with company

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He bleeds blue (if he ever bled).

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No one's every seen her actual address....


but during the last few minutes of her shift, clouds appear to be making a staircase for her.


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Ok he/she nevers have to worry about their loved ones as they are protected by their very good friends....Smith & Wesson


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to lonnaNJ, i can assure  you my former Field Training Officer was definately all Male.

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Ok Mikie, ok.  This one is for you........


When the Annual Cops vs Firemen's fundraising Football  tournament is played, 'he' always scores the winning TD. 


Even the Firefighters cheer.


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LonnaNJ says ...



No one's every seen her actual address....


but during the last few minutes of her shift, clouds appear to be making a staircase for her.



Are you  hinting that it is possible that the most interesting cop in the world is a women Lonna

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He is disgusted with politics, prefering to do his job.

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Elite1grey says ...



LonnaNJ says ...



No one's every seen her actual address....


but during the last few minutes of her shift, clouds appear to be making a staircase for her.



Are you  hinting that it is possible that the most interesting cop in the world is a women Lonna


 


Yes, Elite affirm.  That's what makes it so interesting. 


lol'z



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The Chief/Sheriff asks for their opinon on policy as he sets and knows it inside out.


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When out of uniform, people who do not know him casually remark that he would make a great cop.


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The U.S. Flag flying in front of his home can be seen for miles; Day or Night.


And He ALWAYS Salutes during the National Anthem!


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This ones for you Lonna. On 9/11/2001 was the last time the C.I.A. didn't listen to what she told them was being planned against America.

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once didnt shoot a 100% because he shifted aim for a sparrow

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He refrains from insulting longtime PL members, whilst hijacking the FA's great thread when he arrives on the scene.  He gets aquianted with the area first, and realizes comments can be rather akward at times.  He understands we are all human, so he doesn't make an 'issue', where one doesn't exist.


He's rather interesting, but he is human like us.


......Or so we think, but we're not sure.


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LonnaNJ says ...



He refrains from insulting longtime PL members, whilst hijacking the FA's great thread when he arrives on the scene.  He gets aquianted with the area first, and realizes comments can be rather akward at times.  He understands we are all human, so he doesn't make an 'issue', where one doesn't exist.


He's rather interesting, but he is human like us.


......Or so we think, but we're not sure.



It is that time of year when costumes abound maybe it something dressed as a human so we cant be sure.

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Once knocked out Chuck Norris during a self defence demo

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He callls his mother once a week, just to check in with her. He has never missed this Sunday call.


 


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During Halloween, he makes homemade pumpkin pie for this patrol colleagues. Every one of them swears it tastes exactly the same way their respective grandmothers made them back in the day.


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Aftee much cajoling, The Most Interesting Officer finally decided to disclose the weapon he uses at work. He chose to not say what make and model he used but said it as .45 ACP, declaring if it was good enough for 100 years of service in the military, it was good enough for him. His ammo is Winchester Ranger, .45 ACP SXT, a successor to the vintage Black Talon round.


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If the Most interesting Officer needs back up which he/she hardly ever does then they call The Sarge as he is the most interesting N.C.O. in the world. Ok at least on P.L. LOL


Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
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If the Most interesting Officer needs back up which he/she hardly ever does then they call The Sarge as he is the most interesting N.C.O. in the world. Ok at least on P.L. LOL


 


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