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The Most Interesting Cop in the World
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| Posted 9 months ago He doesn't use a straw when drinking. He demands glass glasses, no styrofoam food containers requiring at least china plates. He has not been seen at any fast food restaurant. He chooses to prepare his own meals for his on-duty lunch break. He always makes enough that his beat partners will have food, too. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He has been the recipient of many awards for heroism and valor. He has accepted them only if he could declare that he accepts the awards on behalf of all his work colleagues who go unnoticed. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago There are no known photographs of him. Photographers have too much respect for him and paparazzi fear him. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago He has 3.5% body fat. It possibly has to do with one hour of cardio a day, a thoughtful balance of nutrition and the genetic ability to sleep deeply during daylight hours when he's worked graveyard. He isn't normally assigned 'the boneyard' but he regularly volunteers to trade with younger partners who need to attend functions for their kids. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago To say be politically correct are fighting words to him! “The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.” |
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| Posted 9 months ago The marines look up to him as a roll model |
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| Posted 9 months ago His inmates lock themselves up, simply out of courtesy. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He never gets cold. It's merely mind over matter: He doesn't mind, so it doesn't matter. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago His patrol car comes when he whistles....as do all the animals in the area |
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| Posted 9 months ago When defense attorneys learn he is the arresting officer they plead guilty and also have there client plead guilty |
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| Posted 9 months ago He escorts little old ladies across the street during rush hour and all cars stop for them. Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
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| Posted 9 months ago He make a single phone call and organized crime turns themselves in with all the evidence. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He has never bent a rim on a curb or ended up stuck in a field. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago During the appropriate seasons, he extends 'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Easter' to those at work and on the street.... and no one is offended. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago The Obama camp and the Romney camp have made discreet calls to him regarding endorsements. He felt like his influence may be too strong and opted to not publically endorse either party. His closest friends already knows who he will vote for. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago TheSarge says ...
He has never lost a hubcap or wheel cover while taking a corner at high speeds. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago His cruiser is always spotlessly clean, even after going through muddy alleys. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago The moon, earth and the sun eclipse him! “The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.” |
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| Posted 9 months ago His radio traffic is never affected by dead spots. His cell phone never drops a call. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago This was all started after he got his Eagle badge in Boy Scouts |
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| Posted 9 months ago Fingerprint powder is repelled by his essence and never gets on his uniform... |
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| Posted 9 months ago he is known to correct the dictionary on there definitons |
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| Posted 9 months ago He makes water and oil mix, perfectly! He simply tells them to get along and they are instantly inseparable! “The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.” |
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| Posted 9 months ago His uniform creases stay sharp and straight... no matter how long and tough his day is. |
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| Posted 9 months ago His boots are always shiny as a new penny even after tromping around a river bank. Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
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| Posted 9 months ago He once saved a cat stuck high up in a tree simply by telling the tree to bend over til he could easily reach the stranded kitty. |
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| Posted 9 months ago he puts on his uniform pants both legs at once while standing up |
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| Posted 9 months ago He chases bad guys over the roughest terrain imaginable in his cruiser, and not only is the vehicle undamaged, the coffee hasn't spilled even one tiny droplet inside his cruiser. |
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| Posted 9 months ago God is a cop?
~I wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realized I was somebody. ~ unknown
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| Posted 9 months ago When he goes to work he kiss's his wife good bye and tells her he loves her |
