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The Most Interesting Cop in the World
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| Posted 9 months ago Hell's Angels fear him. |
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| Posted 9 months ago NASA based their rocket fuel formula on his breakfast drink. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago the military use his tecknick for keeping shoes shined |
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| Posted 9 months ago He put the C.O.P. in Cop... |
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| Posted 9 months ago His department uses his own hyperaccurate sense as a standard reference to calibrate their radar speed guns. Also, he never gives out speeding tickets. Everyone slows down when they see him because they want to get a better look at.... the most interesting cop in the world. Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted 9 months ago
could this be him or? |
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| Posted 9 months ago He can shoot a standard 6 shot revolver at least 12 times, without reloading. |
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| Posted 9 months ago 3rdwatchguy says ...
All within 3 seconds. And he never misses. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago 36TR says ...
Wait One dogone minute that there was Roy Rogers that dun that |
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| Posted 9 months ago Elite1grey says ...
And elite wins the prize for IDing the most interesting cop in the world. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago During his down time, he can calculate the temperature of a glass of beer based on a casual bubble count. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He regularly reviews artist's renderings to determine an ID of the suspects.He has been correct 90% of the time. The other 10% were from charcoal renderings from international sources. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Even though The Most Interesting Cop in the World is a regular street cop, he has honorary sworn status with most federal agencies including the FBI and CIA. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago His email account name is Interpol. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago When he talks the birds stop singing and listen as it is such a sweet sweet sound. Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
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| Posted 9 months ago he is the only known person to smack LEROY JETHRO GIBBS on the back of the head |
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| Posted 9 months ago Agent 007 and he have each other on speed dial. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Superman gave him his cape as he did not feel worthy to wear it in his presence. Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
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| Posted 9 months ago The Most Interesting Cop in the World recognizes that he has interesting things going on. However, on 9/11, he quietly volunteers for all day Honor Guard duty by standing next to the flag at the cemetery and doing sentry duty. He doesn't speak, he doesn't eat and he remains there from sunrise to sunset. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago AMEN Can not top that one Sarge!!! (salutes and walks humbly away with a tear in his eye) Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
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| Posted 9 months ago yup, that one tops them all sarge. |
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| Posted 9 months ago bump cant top
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| Posted 9 months ago MIKIESPLACE says ...
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| Posted 8 months ago He has at least 100 obligatory tactical t-shirts. All black. All cool. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 8 months ago While arresting a suspect, he muttered,"Crap !!" The suspect immediately dropped his drawers and asked what color and how much. |
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| Posted 8 months ago He has already completed his Christmas shopping for 2012 and 2013. Mostly gifts for Toy for Tots type of events. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 8 months ago His suspects confess, arrest, handcuff, and transport themselves to jail! “The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.” |
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| Posted 8 months ago He can start a campfire, merely by staring at the wood. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 8 months ago Due to his extreme modesty, he gave permission for Chuck Norris' name to be placed on facts about him. |
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| Posted 8 months ago The most interesting Cop in the world Is a female but to keep world peace and not to disrupt the male ego. You may continue to refer to her as he! “The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.” |
