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The Most Interesting Cop in the World

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Most sergeants have him sit in during officer evaluations and appraisals, .... just to get his approval.


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He was asked for his input on the 10 Commandments


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He does not accept gratuties. Instead, he brings his own chow, cooks it up in the kitchen and treats everyone who is in the restaurant. All done within 30 minutes.


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Being Eco-minded, he drives an electric car. However, it looks suspiciously like a Corvette. The small sticker on the side reads, "Sponsored by NASA: This vehicle emits nothing but speed."


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The buttons on his shirt are replacement batteries for his computer. He has never been without power.


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He speaks several languages, ... computer languages.


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He has never misspelled a word.

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The Texas Ranger motto "One Riot, One Ranger" is a tribute to him.

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The Navy Seals try to live up to his standards and his work out regiment

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His teeth are so white they create a "wall of light".




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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He can solve in a few hours crimes that have befuddled Detectives for months.

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He has never been in a vehicle pursuit.  As soon as a suspect takes off, he says "hey, stop it" and immediately the suspect pulls over and surrenders.

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The movies "Bullitt" and "French Connection" came about after idle coffee conversation with him.


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He has a signed baseball from Willie Mays. Although not too tough to obtain, it was only after Mr. Mays sent him the ball for no specified reason.


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He can view full solar eclipses unaided.


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His resting heart rate is 31 beats per minute. All the time.


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There are only 3 times that he has cried and in this order. When his mother died, On 911 when the Towers Fell, and when John Wayne died.

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He also teared up when Neil Armstrong died

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He can make six bulls-eyes... with the same bullet.... at the same time.

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Whenever juries hear that he arrested the defendant, they immediately announce a "guilty" verdict.

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He gave Audy Murphy a few pointers before he shipped out

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He can unscramble an egg as well as gargle peanut butter

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 His coffee never spills in his patrol car.........it knows better.

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His state legislators consult him on the matters of Law and Order and ask for his manuscript of laws...

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THE POWDERED SUGAR FROM HIS DONUTS NEVER FALL ONTO HIS UNIFORM, NEVER.

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he was reportedly once mikiesplace training officer

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He normally does not tell criminals to stop; he merely wills it to be so.


Never, never, never give up. - Winston Churchill

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He refused the nickname of Superman because it wasn't tough enough.

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He doesn't need body armor, because Bullets refuse to hit him.

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He gave "The Punisher" all of his combat training.

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