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The Most Interesting Cop in the World
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| Posted 9 months ago Most sergeants have him sit in during officer evaluations and appraisals, .... just to get his approval. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He was asked for his input on the 10 Commandments In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago He does not accept gratuties. Instead, he brings his own chow, cooks it up in the kitchen and treats everyone who is in the restaurant. All done within 30 minutes. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Being Eco-minded, he drives an electric car. However, it looks suspiciously like a Corvette. The small sticker on the side reads, "Sponsored by NASA: This vehicle emits nothing but speed." EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago The buttons on his shirt are replacement batteries for his computer. He has never been without power. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He speaks several languages, ... computer languages. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He has never misspelled a word. |
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| Posted 9 months ago The Texas Ranger motto "One Riot, One Ranger" is a tribute to him. |
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| Posted 9 months ago The Navy Seals try to live up to his standards and his work out regiment |
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| Posted 9 months ago His teeth are so white they create a "wall of light". Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted 9 months ago He can solve in a few hours crimes that have befuddled Detectives for months. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He has never been in a vehicle pursuit. As soon as a suspect takes off, he says "hey, stop it" and immediately the suspect pulls over and surrenders. |
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| Posted 9 months ago The movies "Bullitt" and "French Connection" came about after idle coffee conversation with him. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 9 months ago He has a signed baseball from Willie Mays. Although not too tough to obtain, it was only after Mr. Mays sent him the ball for no specified reason. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He can view full solar eclipses unaided. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago His resting heart rate is 31 beats per minute. All the time. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago There are only 3 times that he has cried and in this order. When his mother died, On 911 when the Towers Fell, and when John Wayne died. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He also teared up when Neil Armstrong died |
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| Posted 9 months ago He can make six bulls-eyes... with the same bullet.... at the same time. |
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| Posted 9 months ago Whenever juries hear that he arrested the defendant, they immediately announce a "guilty" verdict. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He gave Audy Murphy a few pointers before he shipped out |
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| Posted 9 months ago He can unscramble an egg as well as gargle peanut butter |
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| Posted 9 months ago His coffee never spills in his patrol car.........it knows better. |
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| Posted 9 months ago His state legislators consult him on the matters of Law and Order and ask for his manuscript of laws... |
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| Posted 9 months ago THE POWDERED SUGAR FROM HIS DONUTS NEVER FALL ONTO HIS UNIFORM, NEVER. |
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| Posted 9 months ago he was reportedly once mikiesplace training officer |
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| Posted 9 months ago He normally does not tell criminals to stop; he merely wills it to be so. Never, never, never give up. - Winston Churchill |
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| Posted 9 months ago He refused the nickname of Superman because it wasn't tough enough. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He doesn't need body armor, because Bullets refuse to hit him. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He gave "The Punisher" all of his combat training. |
