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The Most Interesting Cop in the World
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| Posted 10 months ago He was involved in the Bin Laden raid. Of course, it is all classified. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 10 months ago TheSarge says ...
His book will be slated for publishing in 2025. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago He toppled organized crime by bankrupting them at the tables in Vegas. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago He doesn't need a lab for BAC tests. He has one in his trunk. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago His last hostage encounter was resolved by him walking in and backhanding the perp clean into next week for sentencing. Saved the county thousands in jail expenses. The suspect was, of course, not handcuffed at the time. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Hehehehehehe! Good one! YaYa SweetAsAVelociraptor
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| Posted 10 months ago His handcuffs don't require keys. They are tuned to his voice which registers so low only geologists can recognize it. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago He once killed fitty men by kickin them square in the butt with his size 14 steel toed boot. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Juveniles reform by his presense alone. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago His name badge reads "The Law" Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Scientists discovered global warming is caused by his workouts. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Kansas Nebraska and Iowa farmlands are dedicated to his dietary requirements. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Clint Eastwood once quoted him "Go ahead, Make my day." Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago His service pistol can shoot down helicopters. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago He is the only man to ever shoot an apple off William Tell's head. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago When the casting began for his biopic. The three leads were Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, and R.L. Ermey. The project was scrapped because none could fill his shoes. (and with that I yield the stage) Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 10 months ago when jethro gibbs has trouble getting a confesion he calls the most interesting cop int the world |
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| Posted 10 months ago The only time he's had to draw his service weapon is for qualifications. He shoots a perfect score, even under simulated stress...and his target is placed halfway across the country. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Judges and ADAs routinely call him to ask about the legality of other cops' actions. And they always listen. Always. |
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| Posted 10 months ago A hostage taker surrendered when he heard he was enroute. |
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| Posted 10 months ago He doesn't have a reflection because........there can only be ONE Chuck Norris. |
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| Posted 10 months ago The Most Interesting Cop in the World and Chuck Norris share and trade clothes. Chuck started the practice during a Halloween party 10 years ago and he never returned his clothes. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 10 months ago he arrested the Uni-Bomber by mailing him a set of handcuffs with a note saying simply "Put these on and call me" In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am NOT a hero
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| Posted 10 months ago Dhuck Norris does what he tells him to do |
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| Posted 10 months ago The makers of fine mens cologne try to capture the distinctive scent of his bullet-proof vest. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Superman envies his abilities. In GOD We Trust (All others get searched, then checked through NCIC) MODERATOR #10
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| Posted 10 months ago He started PoliceLink and appointed The Sarge as Mentor. |
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| Posted 10 months ago MIKIESPLACE says ...
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| Posted 10 months ago Oakley sunglasses contain a composite developed in his kitchen. Kevlar (also concocted in his kitchen) went largely ignored by low bid agencies. He remains a 15% shareholder on all ballistic vest sales worldwide. He collects nothing for himself. All proceeds go to domestic violence programs in the U.S. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 10 months ago He once visited the real City of Atlantis. He has the bronze shield to prove it. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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