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The Most Interesting Cop in the World

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He was involved in the Bin Laden raid. Of course, it is all classified.


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He was involved in the Bin Laden raid. Of course, it is all classified.



His book will be slated for publishing in 2025.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He toppled organized crime by bankrupting them at the tables in Vegas.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He doesn't need a lab for BAC tests. He has one in his trunk.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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His last hostage encounter was resolved by him walking in and backhanding the perp clean into next week for sentencing. Saved the county thousands in jail expenses. The suspect was, of course, not handcuffed at the time.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Hehehehehehe! Good one!


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His handcuffs don't require keys. They are tuned to his voice which registers so low only geologists can recognize it.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He once killed fitty men by kickin them square in the butt with his size 14 steel toed boot.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Juveniles reform by his presense alone.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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His name badge reads "The Law"


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Scientists discovered global warming is caused by his workouts.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Kansas Nebraska and Iowa farmlands are dedicated to his dietary requirements.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Clint Eastwood once quoted him "Go ahead, Make my day."


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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His service pistol can shoot down helicopters.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He is the only man to ever shoot an apple off William Tell's head.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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When the casting began for his biopic. The three leads were Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, and R.L. Ermey. The project was scrapped because none could fill his shoes.


(and with that I yield the stage)


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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when jethro gibbs has trouble getting a confesion he calls the most interesting cop int the world

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The only time he's had to draw his service weapon is for qualifications.  He shoots a perfect score, even under simulated stress...and his target is placed halfway across the country.

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Judges and ADAs routinely call him to ask about the legality of other cops' actions.  And they always listen.  Always.

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A hostage taker surrendered when he heard he was enroute.

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He doesn't have a reflection because........there can only be ONE Chuck Norris.

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The Most Interesting Cop in the World and Chuck Norris share and trade clothes.  Chuck started the practice during a Halloween party 10 years ago and he never returned his clothes.


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 he arrested the Uni-Bomber by mailing him a set of handcuffs with a note saying simply "Put these on and call me"


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Dhuck Norris does what he tells him to do

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The makers of fine mens cologne try to capture the distinctive scent of his bullet-proof vest.

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Superman envies his abilities.


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He started PoliceLink and appointed The Sarge as Mentor.

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He started PoliceLink and appointed The Sarge as Mentor.


 


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Negative, negative, negative.


The account is this: The Most Interesting Cop in the World was lunching in Belgium with a politico. He was suggesting, through a translator, that the U.S. Federal Bank should surge ahead with some classified strategies, with sidebar discussions about linking law enforcement with international resources. PoliceLink and The Sarge appointment was part of a castoff conversation. The translator was fired. I stayed, thanks to him.


That's the story and I'm stickin' to it.



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Oakley sunglasses contain a composite developed in his kitchen. Kevlar (also concocted in his kitchen) went largely ignored by low bid agencies. He remains a 15% shareholder on all ballistic vest sales worldwide. He collects nothing for himself. All proceeds go to domestic violence programs in the U.S.


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He once visited the real City of Atlantis. He has the bronze shield to prove it.


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