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The Most Interesting Cop in the World

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When eating Asian food, he totals his check using an abacus, out of respect for the proprietor.


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McDonalds has offered him $3.4 million for his coffee recipe.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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For fun, he checks the reconstruction calculations in difficult collision investigations .... using a slide rule. He is never wrong.


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He once bailed out Wall Street with the loose change in his coin jar.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He once patrolled for 19 hours, on foot, in February, in Anchorage, through a blizzard.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Some officer safety techniques were adopted from things he's scribbled on restaurant napkins.


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He can fold a flag perfectly ... by himself.


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His radio can contact Tokyo.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He keeps California attached by standing at attention on the San Andreas fault.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He does not own one pair of white socks.


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When he kicks the dirt, he strikes oil.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He conducts high speed pursuits on foot during his morning jog.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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The PFE standards were set by what he does in his sleep.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Alan Greenspan has him on speed-dial.


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His nail clippings are used in spike strips.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He was asked to be a Supreme Court Justice for a day. Afterward, they tried to make the position permanent.


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The commissioner calls batman and batman calls him.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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I dont always have fun in the Army, but when I do. It's mandatory 


In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am the Sheepdog.
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He knows the original intent of every piece of the Constitution.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Joe Montana wore the number "16" because The Most Interesting Cop in the World suggested it.


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The only time he ever broke a bone was to stop a runaway train. And the doctor said his pinky would heal in a couple of days.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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His shoe laces have been used to upright 18wheelers.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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  his sweat can be used as Cologne or OC spray, depending on his mood.


In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am the Sheepdog.
Ranger Up!

I am NOT a hero
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He sneezed once and LAX had to divert all air traffic.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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Nobody knows his rank but everyone salutes him.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He once rescued a family of 4 from a flash flood by swimming out with them on his back.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he picked it up and the most interesting man in the world answered..."911, please state your emergency"


In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am the Sheepdog.
Ranger Up!

I am NOT a hero
but I know a few

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He can us a PC, a Mac and an Android simultaneously and competently...and never take his eyes off the road.


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 He simply walked into Mordor.


In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am the Sheepdog.
Ranger Up!

I am NOT a hero
but I know a few

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He uses americium slugs in his sidearm.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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