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The Most Interesting Cop in the World
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| Posted 9 months ago When eating Asian food, he totals his check using an abacus, out of respect for the proprietor. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago McDonalds has offered him $3.4 million for his coffee recipe. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago For fun, he checks the reconstruction calculations in difficult collision investigations .... using a slide rule. He is never wrong. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He once bailed out Wall Street with the loose change in his coin jar. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He once patrolled for 19 hours, on foot, in February, in Anchorage, through a blizzard. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago Some officer safety techniques were adopted from things he's scribbled on restaurant napkins. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He can fold a flag perfectly ... by himself. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago His radio can contact Tokyo. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He keeps California attached by standing at attention on the San Andreas fault. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He does not own one pair of white socks. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago When he kicks the dirt, he strikes oil. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He conducts high speed pursuits on foot during his morning jog. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago The PFE standards were set by what he does in his sleep. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago Alan Greenspan has him on speed-dial. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago His nail clippings are used in spike strips. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He was asked to be a Supreme Court Justice for a day. Afterward, they tried to make the position permanent. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago The commissioner calls batman and batman calls him. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am NOT a hero
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| Posted 9 months ago He knows the original intent of every piece of the Constitution. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago Joe Montana wore the number "16" because The Most Interesting Cop in the World suggested it. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago The only time he ever broke a bone was to stop a runaway train. And the doctor said his pinky would heal in a couple of days. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago His shoe laces have been used to upright 18wheelers. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago his sweat can be used as Cologne or OC spray, depending on his mood. In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am NOT a hero
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| Posted 9 months ago He sneezed once and LAX had to divert all air traffic. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago Nobody knows his rank but everyone salutes him. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He once rescued a family of 4 from a flash flood by swimming out with them on his back. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he picked it up and the most interesting man in the world answered..."911, please state your emergency" In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am NOT a hero
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| Posted 9 months ago He can us a PC, a Mac and an Android simultaneously and competently...and never take his eyes off the road. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He simply walked into Mordor. In a world where there are Sheep and Wolves,
I am NOT a hero
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| Posted 9 months ago He uses americium slugs in his sidearm. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
