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The Most Interesting Cop in the World

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Hs_max50

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Rated +1 | Posted about 2 years ago

 

He has his own line of hippy seeking bean bag ammo.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He knows how to say "permanezca la calma" in 15 languages.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Just_passin__thru_max50

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He has declined promotions. He sees no point in being the Chief. He already makes policy during idle conversation at lunch.


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When entering a old death scene, he knows how to turn off his sense of smell.


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Both his badge and his heart are solid 24-carat gold.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Just_passin__thru_max50

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He has the physique of an athletic 25-year old. He might be 25 or 45... no one knows for sure.


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He can signal aircraft with the shine of his shoes


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Hs_max50

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His pension is large enough to buy out Microsoft.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Just_passin__thru_max50

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No one knows when he sleeps.


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Hs_max50

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The UN nominated him as their president but he declined.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Just_passin__thru_max50

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The Space Shuttle was once close enough to back him up. He politely declined. The problem had gone away prior to his arrival.


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Hs_max50

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He can smell contraban halfway across the country.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Mr-natural_1__max50

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He saved the human race from subjugation by an alien race by tearing up a traffic summons. He pulled over the mothership for a broken taillight after doing a hard stop in front of it with his custom Charger.




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Hs_max50

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Surveyors have spent years trying to determine if he could stand any straighter.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Hs_max50

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Courts don't summon him. He summons courts.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Just_passin__thru_max50

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His identity cannot be stolen. His name is derived from encryption sequences yet undiscovered by hackers.


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Just_passin__thru_max50

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He has no badge number. He doesn't need one.


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Hs_max50

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His fists require a permit in 15 states.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Hs_max50

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He needs no siren, traffic can hear him yell for 5 blocks.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Just_passin__thru_max50

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His tooth color is calculated in lumens, ... a measurement used in solar events.


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Hs_max50

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He has no jurisdictional limits.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Just_passin__thru_max50

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He has never been bitten by a dog ... any dog.


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Just_passin__thru_max50

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Defense attorneys do not take him to court. They advise their clients to "Take the plea. You can't win."


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Just_passin__thru_max50

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When SWAT is unavailable, they call him.


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Hs_max50

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Scientist are still trying to discover the material in his baton.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He once saved a driver from a burning vehicle by chewing through the seatbelt.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Hs_max50

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His patrol car has no rear view mirrors. He just puts his sunglasses on the dash.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Hs_max50

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He once helped a stranded motorist change a tire without the use of tools.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Hs_max50

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He can make a drug dealers tail light go out by thinking it.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

Hs_max50

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There is no hideaway that he doesn't know about.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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