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The Most Interesting Cop in the World

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I have been getting a kick out of the Dos Equis commercials that give attributes to 'the most interesting man in the world'.


So, heck, let's start one on The Most Interesting Cop in the World.


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Chuck Norris makes references about him .... frequently.


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Off the shelf uniforms fit him perfectly.


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Suspects feel compelled to tell him the truth, even before Miranda.


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He can actually use the word 'quiet' while talking on the radio, ... and it remains quiet.


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Fire extinguishers do not roll around in his vehicle trunk.


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All of the women drivers say they were speeding deliberately just so they could talk to him and get his autograph (on a ticket)...and they are all telling the truth.




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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His pens never leak.


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When asked why he has no tattoos, he replied, ..."because Michelangelo is dead."


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He once cooked Beef Wellington for all the inmates in jail, ... simply to try out a new non-stick pan.


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The US Naval Observatory Master Clock is set to his watch. Greenwich follows suit.


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Like his Dos Equis counterpart, his hair grows thicker with age.


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A U.S. Forever stamp is dedicated to him.


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Suspects automatically trip and fall by hearing him say STOP!


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He was asked to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game. He caused a game delay. The teams asked him to sing it again.


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SlowMotion says ...



Suspects automatically trip and fall by hearing him say STOP!


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..... and there is no language barrier with him. Everyone understands.



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There have actually been cataclysmic traffic snarls predicted on I-5 every summer for the past two decades, but in every year but one, his mere presence cleared the jam. That year's Carmageddon coincided with his once-per-year nap.




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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The on-board computer in his car never 'goes down'.


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SWAT wants a fleet of his daily driver.



Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He donates blood regularly. It matches every blood type.


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The starch used to iron his uniform offers the same protection of Class 3 tactical plating.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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His flashlight never needs recharging.


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He knows when he has a call on his cellphone, ... even though it makes no noise and does not vibrate.


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His service weapon never jams.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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His hair is more accurate than a sun dial.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He once subdued a gunman simply by staring him down.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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He authored the Law Enforcement Code of Ethics. His first draft was done when he was in the third grade. There have been no other drafts since.


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He has his own red phone.


Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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The P/A system in his vehicle always works, although he doesn't need it. He can be clearly heard up to 1/2 mile away.... while talking normally.


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...he was recently nominated for a Grammy after the NARA mistook one of his loudspeaker negotations for an arias. He declined the nomination...he already won 5 previous times.




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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