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The Most Interesting Cop in the World
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Posted 9 months ago 8-31-12 I have been getting a kick out of the Dos Equis commercials that give attributes to 'the most interesting man in the world'. So, heck, let's start one on The Most Interesting Cop in the World. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Chuck Norris makes references about him .... frequently. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Off the shelf uniforms fit him perfectly. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Suspects feel compelled to tell him the truth, even before Miranda. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He can actually use the word 'quiet' while talking on the radio, ... and it remains quiet. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Fire extinguishers do not roll around in his vehicle trunk. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago All of the women drivers say they were speeding deliberately just so they could talk to him and get his autograph (on a ticket)...and they are all telling the truth. Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted 9 months ago His pens never leak. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago When asked why he has no tattoos, he replied, ..."because Michelangelo is dead." EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He once cooked Beef Wellington for all the inmates in jail, ... simply to try out a new non-stick pan. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago The US Naval Observatory Master Clock is set to his watch. Greenwich follows suit. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Like his Dos Equis counterpart, his hair grows thicker with age. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago A U.S. Forever stamp is dedicated to him. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago Suspects automatically trip and fall by hearing him say STOP! Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He was asked to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game. He caused a game delay. The teams asked him to sing it again. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago SlowMotion says ...
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| Posted 9 months ago There have actually been cataclysmic traffic snarls predicted on I-5 every summer for the past two decades, but in every year but one, his mere presence cleared the jam. That year's Carmageddon coincided with his once-per-year nap. Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted 9 months ago The on-board computer in his car never 'goes down'. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago SWAT wants a fleet of his daily driver.
Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He donates blood regularly. It matches every blood type. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago The starch used to iron his uniform offers the same protection of Class 3 tactical plating. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago His flashlight never needs recharging. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He knows when he has a call on his cellphone, ... even though it makes no noise and does not vibrate. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago His service weapon never jams. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago His hair is more accurate than a sun dial. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He once subdued a gunman simply by staring him down. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago He authored the Law Enforcement Code of Ethics. His first draft was done when he was in the third grade. There have been no other drafts since. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago He has his own red phone. Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets. |
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| Posted 9 months ago The P/A system in his vehicle always works, although he doesn't need it. He can be clearly heard up to 1/2 mile away.... while talking normally. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted 9 months ago ...he was recently nominated for a Grammy after the NARA mistook one of his loudspeaker negotations for an arias. He declined the nomination...he already won 5 previous times. Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
