Officers responded to a homicide.  They arrive to find a man holding a bloody golf club standing over a woman who has had her head bashed in.  They ask the man, "Who is this?"  He replied, "It's my wife."  Officers ask, "Did you hit her with that golf club?"  He replied that he did. "How many times did you hit her?", the officers asked.  The man replied, "Oh, four or five....put me down for four."