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Th_policeavatar_2__max50

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Posted about 2 years ago

 

Dispatch:"see the man about found property"


Me:OK


Arrive on scene, "the man" is standing on the sidewalk holding a baggie, of you guessed it, POT! I ask him what the problem was.


Man:"I thought I lost my weed but I found it. "


Me:"Were you the one that called the police?"


Man: "Yes sir, it cost a lot of money. I didn't want to loose it."


Me:"Well it seems you lost a bit more than just your weed".


And off to jail we go.


 


""Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes"
Alexander Dumas-The Count of Monte Christo

White_shirt_max50

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Easy collar for you Sgt. Job security

25-1-13-a_1__max50

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Was he wearing this shirt?


Dolphins_fantasy_max50

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OH, I love it, sometimes it just falls together so well!

25-1-13-a_1__max50

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Wait, wait........ I just found a pic of SGT405 and his 10-15


Elk_max50

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Wish they all would make that call

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Funny how the only enumerated right that contains the phrase "shall not be infringed" suffers the heaviest regulation. I'm still trying to find where it says anything about hunting and targets.

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 That's why they call it "DOPE"!


 


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Sometimes they just make our jobs sooooo easy ! LOL Reminds me of the times my phone would ring in the middle of the night. Always nice when it was one I knew saying " Hey Cat ! I just arrested soandso and he has your card in his wallet. Is this one of your heathernasswontbehave's? "


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I love the smart crooks, it makes us look so good. Congrats Sarge! I had a rapist leave his valid Driver's License and address at one of my scenes one time. That along with his DNA was "Case Closed"...

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SkoolCop says ...



Wait, wait........ I just found a pic of SGT405 and his 10-15




 


 


I wish I looked that good!


 


I had a rollout on a bank robbery many years ago. We had to secure the scene until the FBI arrived. I was setting up the person log book and keeping everything cool when one of  the tellers pointed to a piece of paper on the counter with the robbery note. She  very quietly whispered "turn it over, its his own deposit slip". Oh yeah! Another crime solved in record time.


""Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes"
Alexander Dumas-The Count of Monte Christo

Redhatpicmay25-2_max50

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 Yeah, what UncleD said............job security.

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Stupid is as stupid does.


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SkoolCop says ...



Wait, wait........ I just found a pic of SGT405 and his 10-15



This is priceless!  LOL



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SGT405 says ...



SkoolCop says ...



Wait, wait........ I just found a pic of SGT405 and his 10-15




 


 


I wish I looked that good!


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You mean you don't?

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Haha, unbelieveable. " HERE'S YOUR SIGN ! "