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Posted about 3 years ago

 

The old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening to find two deputies standing there.


"Sir, are you married?" One deputy asks.


"Why, yes," the old man replied "for 48 years."


"Do you have a photograph of your wife, sir?" the second deputy questioned.


The old man pulls a picture out of his wallet and handed it to the deputies.


They looked it over and handed it back to him.


"Sir, I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."


The old man says, "I know, son. but she's got a wonderful personality and she's a great cook."


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Rate This | Posted about 3 years ago

 

Works for ME!


LOLOL!!!


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Bad, real bad.


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Bad, real bad.


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Rate This | Posted about 3 years ago

 

That was funny I needed that I almost snorted out loud. LOL


Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
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Let go and let GOD,
Only HE can control everything.

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 Too funny.....

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Word.