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Posted about 1 year ago I thought I would share this. I had a citizen, a 24 year old male, approach me the other night and asked about the requirements for being a cop. I gave my best "politically correct" answers. During the conversation I asked his full name. HIS REPLY, "RONIN". Ok I say what is your last name. "NONE". So your name is RONIN NONE? "Uh, no sir, its one name, RONIN. I changed it after I saw the movie". WOW! You know I had to run the name. Sure enough it came back as just RONIN! Will wonders never cease. ""Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes"
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| Posted about 1 year ago Well, at least it wasn't Ronin Nun. Officer Ronin. Dunno. Hmmm....maybe it's better than Officer Runin.
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| Posted about 1 year ago I knew a Deputy when I lived in the midwest who's last name was Sheriff.....Deputy Sheriff. We tried and tried to convince him to run for Sheriff, just so we could laugh everyone time someone referred to him as Sheriff Sheriff! lol
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| Posted about 1 year ago Well, if Cher and Madonna can do it, why not "Ronn"? D0c Troll Hunter, need I say more? Navy Corpsman and proud of it. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago MH557 says ...
HA! You can't cure stupid. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Major_Major_Major Just sayin' Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted about 1 year ago It could be worse, he could have been Officer McLovin. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Had a science teacher named General and he never served in the military |
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| Posted about 1 year ago We have a guy here named "Consolidated B52 Liberator", I S H I T you not! Had his name legally changed! Funny stuff right there. Although I thought it was B24? |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I met a woman who's name was Elba, I was so confused when she handed me her ID. If your going to change your name at least change it to something cool |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I went to high school with a Harry Arms and worked at a Sears store with a Ophelia Heinie.There's a New York Life Insurance agent in my town-David Letterman. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Had a guy at the facility I work at named Michael Michael (first/last name). http://www.iamsorryivotedforobama.com/ How's that HOPE and CHANGE working out for you? What would you do for a Klondike bar? |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Lulusgt says ...
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| Posted about 1 year ago I like it !!! I think I will officially become, MamaCat, so ya'll can just call me Officer Cat or if we are good friends, Officer Mama !!!! LOL PL's Dedicated Vetting Agent |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Cat_D says ...
""Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes"
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| Posted about 1 year ago Lulusgt says ...
You are correct it was the B24. Doc Troll Hunter, need I say more? Navy Corpsman and proud of it. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Speaking of war planes my ex wife's maiden name was Huey.She was BIG and powerful but didn't fly over Viet Nam.She did threaten to shoot me occasionally though. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago SGT405 says ...
Just as long as you don't call me scaredycat !!! LOL PL's Dedicated Vetting Agent |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Never saw the movie. Was it worthy of a name change in its honor? PL MENTORING TEAM MEMBER "Don't underestimate the drawing power of the Garden State." From the film "Dogma" Trying to stay sane in an insane world... |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Hm. I've never seen it either, but I love De Niro. Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted about 1 year ago BigNTS says ...
Well, RONIN is a Japanese term. A Samurai with no master to serve. The moive was good. On par with HEAT. ""Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes"
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| Posted about 1 year ago MH557 says ...
We had an officer at our department with this same last name! I can imagine when he would introduce himself......"I'm Officer Sheriff"...... "Well....which is it, Officer or Sheriff, sir?!" Sounds like an Abbot and Costello routine!!
"I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I know an Officer Freshour (who's always over worked and tired) & a guy named Jayant Jarr |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I will bet that "Ronin" guy is like that guy out here in California that got personalized plates on his car that says "NOPLATE". |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I can't wait with all the fun I'll have at people trying to pronounce my name Adapt, improvise and overcome.
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| Posted about 1 year ago I grew up on the Northern Cheyenne Reservation. I can make a two page list of odd names. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I knew a lady who had twins, they were boys and she could not come up with a name. The hospital would not release the babies until they had a name for their B/C, so she called them "Truth" and "Justice". Glad my parents didn't do that stuff to me... |
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| Posted about 1 year ago csiguy says ... I knew a lady who had twins, they were boys and she could not come up with a name. The hospital would not release the babies until they had a name for their B/C, so she called them "Truth" and "Justice". Glad my parents didn't do that stuff to me... That almost sounds like a title to some tv sitcom lol. |
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| Posted 12 months ago We have two sisters her, one named Faith, the other Hope. There were a lot of good guys that I went to school with, they all said they had Faith and Hope! Huhhhh???? |
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| Posted 11 months ago Lulusgt says ...
My manager has two daughers with the same names! Adapt, improvise and overcome.
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